The Missing Fat Woman

The Missing Fat Woman

A Poem by Andy Ruffett

She went missing. Then she was found.


There was a fat woman who was stolen

Her parents were broken

They searched for a year words unspoken

Until he appeared door open


“I’m sorry”

He saw the worry

“I was just trying to make her skinny”

© 2019 Andy Ruffett

Author's Note

Andy Ruffett
This is a joke. It's not intended to offend.

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She should have just took her parents she was leaving to go on a diet or whatever! What a weiner!

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Added on February 4, 2015
Last Updated on July 11, 2019
Tags: fat woman, fat, chubby, obese, woman


Andy Ruffett
Andy Ruffett

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

My name is Andy Ruffett and I love writing. It's been my passion and it always will be. My writing expands through me through many different ways such as through story telling. Sometimes my stories ar.. more..

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