It's Menopause.....It's PMS.....No.....IT'S PAISLEYGIRL!!!!

It's Menopause.....It's PMS.....No.....IT'S PAISLEYGIRL!!!!

A Poem by Angel
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Paisleygirl meets Plaidman!!!

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No, I am not a hurricane


I am not a storm


I've felt rejection, just like you


I've been lonely and forlorn


I know your heart's been broken


And you think there is no glue


I am the Super Hero


Who is here to rescue you


You have a devastating power


On my side I have might


Mine is the brightness of the day


Yours the dark of night


Whether good or whether evil


We will see it through


Together we're unstoppable


There is nothing we can't do!


Here I am, with paisley flowers


And you, all dressed in plaid


Love and goodness are my powers


While you, Sir, are quite mad


With horn rimmed glasses on my nose


Frizzy hair that won't go straight


I'll be your companion


You will be my mate


Opposites attract, my dear


I've seen this to be true


That meteor changed both our lives


My destiny is you


Resistance is quite futile


You now belong to me


I'll be your little cupcake


You'll be my cup of tea


I was gazing at a shooting star


When blinding radiation


Set my very brain on fire


A glorious conflagration


Together we are laughter and giggles


Together we are frowns and tears


We bring to the people peace and love


Or we bring to them hatred and fear


Now, forget all about your jitters


For I'm here to tuck you in


Think no more about evil critters


We'll never be alone again...




Destiny has changed us both


Just why, I cannot say


What mad adventures will we have


That's a story for another day...



Plaidman + Paisleygirl

in love

...






© 2013 Angel


Author's Note

Angel
This is my answer to Dr. Wood's "IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? NO... IT’S PLAIDMAN". Rita was the inspiration for this wacky story, so blame her...
My daughter, Michelle, came up with many of the ideas in this poem, plus, the title is hers...so she gets credit, too

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I freaking adore the way you write girlie, you are truly 100% amazeballs!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Wonderful to read and superbly written. Centering the lines, the color choice, and the drawings make it very appealing to the eye. Please do not put the paisley and plaid together--horrifying. Great poem, Angel.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Angel

7 Years Ago

Aww...but they make such a sweet couple...don't they???
I love that a meteor "changed both their lives". Oh, what adventures await! LOL!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Angel

7 Years Ago

You were the one who planted the idea for Paisleygirl in my little brain...and I am so happy that yo.. read more
untold pains of a restive mind. Lovely write.
Love you :)

Posted 7 Years Ago


Angel

7 Years Ago

It was just a fun little piece to do.
Hugz'n'Kisses back atcha!!
"I'll be your little cupcake
You'll be my cup of tea."
-I'd choose a cup of coffee over a cup of tea, though. Haha.
I enjoyed the rhymes, Angel. It was fun to read your poem aloud. :)

Posted 7 Years Ago


Angel

7 Years Ago

Ahh, but Blue...Plaidman is British to the core. So, for him, it is tea...
I was actually going to point out the opposites-attract feel of this piece, then I read it explicitly in the poem haha A lot of charm and perhaps innocence in this piece. Well done Angel :)

Posted 7 Years Ago


Angel

7 Years Ago

I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this silliness, Hun.
Very cute my friend and a fitting invitation to our own man in plaid.

One question...why is plaid pronounced plad and glad pronounced glad, but braid pronounced brayed and brad pronounced brad. Just curious.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Dr. Wood ?

7 Years Ago

I bough to that Jack..Tough aint it?
I am absolutely in love with this from top to bottom. I just thought this tidbit was a hoot:

I'll be your little cupcake
You'll be my cup of tea

Thanks for the smile Frieda. : )

Posted 7 Years Ago


Angel

7 Years Ago

A lovely review, Ann...and thank you, Frieda, too!!
As the Doc would say...
I'm chuffed .. read more
icelandicblue

7 Years Ago

Ha, I thought this was Frieda's. Good job angel.
Angel

7 Years Ago

LOL...not quite sexy enough for our gal in the black lace teddy....
Ermarhgerd, I don't know who's more flipped out, you, the doc or Rita, haha, wacky and bat shyte crazy~ !

P.S. I think you're all equally bonkers, thanks for keeping us endlessly entertained!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Angel

7 Years Ago

I can hear Frieda's foot tapping, and my hands are on my hips.
Well, Doc??
Frieda P

7 Years Ago

Aside from making the 'worst dressed' list...ha, can't wait to hear this one!
Dr. Wood ?

7 Years Ago

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I was born in upstate New York in the fall of 1950...in time to be a part of the "Baby Boomers"...and to be a part of the "Hippie Revolution". It was an exciting time to grow up. I married young, an.. more..

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