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A Poem by Arsenic Nemesis

I'm never allowed to cry...


My tears never flow during films,

they leak on occasion in a television series,

and never splash onto books.



I am strong,

I can take it,

I’m afraid?


Sorry, but no!


I actually have a reason that differs from most; having said this

I am a human!

Honest (sort of...)


BACK onto subject, I mustn’t cry

not a drip

nor a drop

no crocs are allowed in this bar, mate; no offence.


You SEE, I cannot cry for a very simple - if yet uncommon - reason:

I will kill shrews.


Hundreds of ‘em.

J-Just floppin’

on their backs,

like there’s no tomorrow (in their case, there isn’t)


It needn’t matter the distance, my ducts must not produce - OR ELSE

the world’s balance, which lies desperately on shrews


will be broken.




© 2011 Arsenic Nemesis

Author's Note

Arsenic Nemesis
A very quick terrible piece based on an inside joke with myself and one of my friends - we are going to hogwarts tonight, we decided - so next time I'm on here I'll be there dudes! :P Enjoy~

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Whom you are here - NOW... doesn't change - this, in the least.

Well said - BECAUSE you took the time to speak, not to just throw words to the winds and b***h. It was worth my pause... thanks man.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Awesome. At first I thought it was going to be a sad poem about you crying over a loved one or something, but this brought a smile to my face. I loved it. And also, concerning your author's note... Welcome to Hogwarts!

Posted 10 Years Ago

Yes, our hearts can easily be broken. For me, I can be so sensitive in my feelings and, I admit, I cry rather easily. Well, nice piece! :)

Posted 10 Years Ago

Okay grammar needs to be fixed but, hey that was awesome. It was different the subject, way its written, just all out unique. Can't wait to see what else you can bring to the table.

Posted 10 Years Ago

Wow this is so random :D
I really loved it haha
Keep writing :)

Posted 10 Years Ago

Wow, bloody crazy! Made me smile... It was unlike anything I’ve ever read before. Brilliant work, hey?

Posted 10 Years Ago

Liked it!(:

Posted 10 Years Ago

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haha brilliant!! not terrible at all - it flowed well and made me genuinely smile! your writing is either fun or crazy!! this is a combination of the two! that works very well!!

Posted 10 Years Ago

Goodie good..!!!!

Posted 10 Years Ago

:) I love the little things you put that upset the balance. It was sad and then you have the few funny things that make it sarcastic. I like...

Posted 10 Years Ago

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19 Reviews
Added on January 26, 2011
Last Updated on January 26, 2011
Tags: tears, depression, animals, humour, shrew, inside, joke, trolololol, and, various, other, assortments, of, randomness


Arsenic Nemesis
Arsenic Nemesis

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