Murca

All hail the glorious leader.

America

America’s such a beautiful place,

almost as beautiful as my beautiful face

Land of the free, home of the brave

Listen up now, and you better behave

America, oh, America, I love thee

as much as 10 year old girls love JB

Everything in the USA I love

Zebras, zoos, all of the above

I love the really pretty mountains

and I love the really clean water fountains

I love riding around in my golf cart

while shopping for clothes in Walmart

I love that we have fresh air,

and I love that welfare

gotta spread that wealth around

while I eat some donuts, gaining a few pounds

I get my coffee from Starbuck’s,

and then afterwards I eat some duck

I love the pants that are too tight,

and I love to talk about animal rights

I watch CNN to get a good view,

and when I see the constitution, I say “What does it do?”

I am a part of this proud nation

but remember, gotta hate on those corporations

Reviews

[Arwoz the Grand Wizard]

Wow! this is so good! I love it.