Dumb Poem

This poem is dumb. I am making off the top my head JUST to test something on here. Its suppose to be dumb and make no sense obviously since this is a test lol.

I meow like a cat
and bark like a dog.
I run over grannies,
and produce lots of smog.

I eat wet weird foods,
and chop things in half.
I laugh at hairy mutants,
and have a cool staff.

I shot a monkey once,
and it shot me right back.
I got a pimple on my nose,
and a hippo in the sack.

Author's Note

Ignore the stupidness of it!!! (and yes stupidness is not a word)