Personal Ads Bop

Personal Ads Bop

A Poem by Astro MacGuffin

I wrote this to make people laugh when they read my POF profile. I was feeling a little manic. Besides, it's polite to let people know in advance what kind of a dork I am.


When I'm on that master kilter,
I'm a walking Instagram filter!
Need a profile picture, but not a sad one?
Just add me, it'll look more fun!
You might think I'll waste your time,
But I'm one more thing you can do online!

© 2018 Astro MacGuffin

Author's Note

Astro MacGuffin
I know, I know, contractions in a poem. Trust me, I know. My retort: If you can't break a few poetry rules once in a while, your dating life is doomed. Trust me, I know.

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Added on May 19, 2018
Last Updated on May 19, 2018
Tags: funny, comedy, personal, online dating, instagram, social media, dating


Astro MacGuffin
Astro MacGuffin


I'm a 30-something man lacking an archetype, so I'm sort of a chrysalis. I pretend it's normal, because male writer growth arc etc something. I did my 20+ years of wishing everyone would keep away .. more..