natural and unnatural disasters

natural and unnatural disasters

A Chapter by avant security guard

Short list of disasters

 

Earthquake

Pregnancy

Tsunami

job as barista

Pepperoni

Asteroids

 

What to take with you, or, what to store up in advance

 

Women

Money

 

Where to keep

 

Closet

Bomb shelter

Wife’s pocketbook

 

Back to what to store

 

Seeds (high in energy, light)

Water

 

What not to store

 

Lobsters

Dogs

Horses

 

Where to live in advance of the destruction of earth

 

first

How long will it take to kill you?

 

If it takes a long time

 

Live in southern California

the weather is good

you can go to Disney

see the Angels

watch girls on beach

pray to real live baseball playing Angels,

plus, get their autographs

watch girls on the beach

 

If your death is near, go where vending machines are available

 

NYC

westchester co

hamptons

cape cod

 

Trouble with living in north

 

Cold

Snow

Sleet

Snowplows

Taxes

 

Trouble with living in Florida

 

Can’t speak the language (Spanish)

need flyswatters constantly

insects the size of birds

Crocks

Alligators

Sharks

Old people

hurricanes

 

good thing about Fla.

 

Crocks

Alligators

golf courses

beaches

swimming pools

crocks in swimming pools

can't speak the language



© 2013 avant security guard


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