My weekly horror.

The big terror is that it could always be worse....

My Weekly Horror

 

Midnight promise, infomercial

Swanson’s TV dinner, Salisbury steak

Mastercard, declined

Bowling league, nine months

TV, “Housewives of... ”

God answers knee mail, signage

Rotary club, pancake breakfast

Vodka, empty bottle

IRS, certified letter

Prescription, closed pharmacy

Toilet, unflushed

Music, not mine

 

Ps.  Your dog is fat.

Author's Note

What can I say... It terrifies me.

Reviews

[Dane Osborne]

I dug this. It was impressive how just by naming off those things you painted a picture of the fakeness and emptiness of modern culture and yet it still maintained a poetic flow. Well done and kudos on that.

lmao now that's my kind of horror story. thanks for sending me this way, sean.

[Sean M. Addams]

like the dark humor in this ... a very funny read :)

[Tomi]

i find your horror funny!