Rap Battle #1: Eminem v.s. President Barack Obama

Eminem v.s. Barack Obama

 

 

Eminem:

 

Hey there, Mr. Barack Obama

Don't you like being King of drama?

Look at you! You're President of America and black at the same time!

I'd like to see you try to beat me in a rapping rhyme

You gave us all hope to fulfill our dreams

Even if it does mean to make others suffer and scream

But we're not so different! I'm a rapper that's white!

We all know you're gonna set things right

Nothing to worry about

You're gonna set things straight without a doubt

 

President Obama:

 

That's President Barack Obama to you, fool!

Look at you thinking you look cool

We're nothing alike

Wanna fight?

You know I'd win!

Did you just say I'm black? No! This is artificial skin!

It's the only reason I won the election

I hung McCain in my art collection!

Why don't you try to take my place?

You could show the world how much you're a disgrace!

A disgrace to the entire human race!

 

Eminem:

 

You think I'm a disgrace?

I'll throw a mace dead in yo face!

You said you would make change!

Ahaha! I *Love the way lie*

Artificial skin?

You must be one of Michael Jackson's kin

You like making fun of my looks? Big mistake!

Pointing out your flaws will be a piece of cake!

Look at your ears!

I think I'll tear them off and keep them as souvenirs!

People say America's got a black president. That ain't right!

Last time I checked, your momma was white!

 

President Obama:

 

I'm *not afraid to take a stand!*

I'll slap your face with the back of my hand!

I don't need my body guards to take you down!

I'll beat you into the ground!

You'll have blood on your face

I told you you were a disgrace!

Now excuse me. I have some business to take care of

Oh, and here. You left a tooth in my boxing glove

You'll be seeing me as president again. I promise you that

And one other thing. Your momma's fat!

Author's Note

(Sentences that are closed in by " * " 's are titles of songs by Eminem that I used as lyrics).
Review and in your review vote on who you think won this rap battle.
Eminem or President Barack Obama?

Reviews

[~Lizzy♬]

Haha soooo hilarious! I was cracking up laughing since the first line. My side hurts now, lol! :) I love how the Eninem songs were used in this too lol! :) I like Eninem's raps better, and cuz I don't approve of Obama either... *rolls eyes*

~Lizzard~

[Miss Sally Sunshine]

Shnerd stole what I was going to say... I'll say it anyway!! Oh. My. God. This was absolutely hilarious!!! I loved it!!! I was laughing through out the entire thing!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!! This was extremely wonderful!!!! Great job!!!

[Gone]

Oh. My. God. < The only thing I can manage to say along with this was so freakin' awesome!! I swear I laughed my but off. Funny as you know what. I'm still laughing. This is the best! Eminem is my all time rapper! My side hurts now. I loved the part about Michael Jackson being his kin. Keep it up! You rock.

[halflives]

That was awesome! Haha, great! I'm a HUGE fan of Eminem, so I guess I'll have to choose him.

[Short.Nerd]

Oh. My. God. This was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. I started cracking up laughing. This was amazing. I loved the part about Micheal Jackson and Obama being his kin. THat got me giggling for some reason. I like how you incorporated songs by Eminem in this. That was a nice touch also. Keep up the great work! :)