Rap Battle #2: Justin Bieber v.s. Darth Vader

Rap battle between Justin Bieber and Darth Vader

Justin Bieber v.s. Darth Vader

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Justin Bieber:

 

I am Justin Bieber!

The cause of Bieber Fever

The most contagious disease of them all

I bet you even have my face tattooed on your ball

That's right! You only have one!

Just go ahead and give up! You know I've won!

I have so many girls chasin' after me,

You should feel grateful to even see me pee!

Keep your helmet on to hide that burnt-a*s face!

I'm gonna beat you so bad, you're gonna flee back to space

　

　

Darth Vader:

 

You're pushing your luck, kid

You must not know of all the horrible things I've.....did

You say you got girls?

No! Those are eleven year olds with little pig-tail curls

If I were a famous teen, I would atleast want girls my own age

Your voice sounds like you're having sex with Bigfoot backstage

I could use the force to rip off your head

But I must stay evil, and not make the world love me for making you dead

I'm more afraid of Yoda than I am you

Your death is way overdue

　

Justin Bieber:

 

I'm sixteen and more famous than you'll ever be!

Adolf Hitler and Lady GaGa must be in your family tree

I don't even know what that means, but I still get paid for it

If I don't get my way, I'll throw a fit

I spend so much money on shoes and hair products, I don't even give a s**t!

So you better watch out and don't piss me off

*cough cough*

Why did I cough? Because it rhymed!

I got a concert at five, so I don't have much time

I'm so famous, I don't even have to write my own songs

My writers write things so strange I don't even know what I'm sayin',

but I don't care as long as they keep payin'

　

　

Darth Vader:

 

You're just a little kid, so why do I even bother?

Justin, I AM YOUR FATHER!

Never say never? You'll never forget

The day I prove you've been smoking on a marijuana cigarette

Your face is on girl book-bags

And even on book-bags for boy f**s

You're a gay little prick,

With an infant's dick

Time to go back searching for a cure to the flu,

Because Bieber Fever is through

　

　

Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide....

Author's Note

Who won? Who do you want to be next? Let me know in your review please.
(Also, if you haven't already, check out Rap Battle #1: Eminem v.s. President Barack Obama).
Plenty of thanks to Lizzy for creating the pic!

Reviews

[Short.Nerd]

Darth Vadar won... xD haha I love it:) It's hilarious and amazing. Lizzard did a great job on the pic too. Great job....

Who should be next hmm..... xD

How about Elvis Presley and Taylor Lautner. Actually scratch that those are horrible suggestions. :/ lol.

Anyway great job!:) I love these:D

[Roxi L]

Darth Vader!

[WritersSoul]

The ending to darth vaders last rap was absoloutely amazing! i loved every line of this, made me laugh the whole way through :D
Great screen play :D
Beth :3

[MadeCheaply]

Darth Vader for sure~

Fred Flinstone
vs
Edward Cullen
XD idk

[Bridgette's Ink]

Darth Vader did by far Justin I am your father! gaha too funny. these are so cool.

[.Lost Soul.]

Darth Vader, for sure!

[misha]

This was really creative, great job!

[akapr17other]

Darth Vader won for sure!

[Mikayla Rasmussen]

HAHA!!!!! OMG DARTH VADOR WON!!!!!!!!!! WATS ALSO IS SAD, IS JUSTIN BIEBER IS LIKEW 17 AND JUST HIT PUBERTY!LOL!!!!! I LOVE IT. IT KINDA REMINDS ME OF THE SONG MY DICK. HEHE!!!!!!!! I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!

[Kamie]

Hahah, yep I think Darth Vader won. xD

Um., maybe Charlie Sheen and Lil Wayne or Tiger Woods should be next? xP

[Matthew Smith]

Had myself a nice little laugh at this.

Okay, it wasn't little. I rofl'd my way into an early grave.

Great stuff, very funny.