Insurance

Insurance

A Poem by Fra/c/ture

On average, people who

switched from AllState to GEICO

saved $435 and people who

switched from GEICO to State Farm

saved 20% off their car insurance,

but esurance saved State Farm drivers

hundreds when they switched,

which can only be topped by AllState,

who saved clients an average of $317

when they switched back, but

on average, people who

switched from AllState to GEICO

saved $435 and people who

switched from GEICO to State Farm

saved 20% off their car insurance,

but esurance saved those State Farm drivers

hundreds when they switched,

which can only be topped by AllState,

who saved clients an average of $317

when they switched back,

so what it all boils down to is this:

all car insurance is cheaper

than all other car insurance.

© 2008 Fra/c/ture


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lmao, this is hilarious, i loved it and it is sooo true! this is just alogical and funny way of saying it, thank you soooo much for writing this, i loved it!

Posted 14 Years Ago


LOL THAT WAS FUNNY!!!

Posted 15 Years Ago


This is funny! I just had to find my own car insurance and those ads made me feel crazy! Very funny and catchy!

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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Pj
That was hilarious! Brilliant- I've never read anything like it lol!
What a lovely little piece that pokes fun and is a bit cheeky :D

Posted 15 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Well this wasted 2min of my life
lol

to find out its All the samee s**t!!!!! hehehe

stupid car insuranceee

Posted 15 Years Ago



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Added on May 7, 2008
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Hatfield, PA



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