Stupd Girls Only ("I Lost" Vol. 3)

If you really read this, you'll see what I'm REALLY talking about Willis......

 

Jarrod: What happened with Tracy man?

Marcus: Jarrod you met that girl, she's not very smart!

Tyler: C'mon man, you don't f**k her brains!

                          - from the movie "Boomerang"

                                   

 

Stupd Girls only

 

( “I Lost” Vol. 3)

 

by Bridgey "TonyRomo" Crewe

 

So for now on,

I'm only gonna date stupid girls!!!

 

I mean the bump into the wall, get lost inside a mall, “I” before “E”, except after 3, Chicken of the Sea, George W. dumb a*s, completely stupid girls for me.........

With really big breasts!!

 

I'm talking the super beautiful, bubble gum twirling, insanely insane, sexy, air-headed dullard, ridiculously s**t for brains, incredibly stupid girls for me.......

Who are really good in bed!!

 

They don't pose a threat

as to what I plan to do

Which is to preserve an injured heart,

that's been broken in two

 

Beautiful, funny, intelligent women

complicate things

I love them,

       they leave me

I'm left with beautiful, funny,

intelligent memories

 

The engaging conversationalist who’s intellectually stimulating, and who’s virtuous & reserved keeping me anticipating & waiting, beautiful book wormy, artsey, incredibly sexy, college degree-having, complete woman..........

Stay the f**k

    away from me!! 

 

We were not meant to be

You've made it painfully obvious to me

Your totality's a liability

So give me the "not so Smarties"

 

Please, just stay away

And I'm so not playing!

Gone & get ghost! Like Pac Man

                  You know what I'm saying?!

 

My intrigue in you indeed

        is buried deep inside of me

No more of those going to poetry reads, or winning spelling bees, scoring perfect SATs, respectful women for me!

 

I love the smart ones........

         But the smart ones have hurt me

I'm drawn to the interesting ones......

         The interesting ones leave me

 I could never love the stupid ones

Because I could never take them seriously!

"Just concentrate

     on looking pretty dear."

They are perfect for me!

 

I've been hurt beyond reasonable repair

Pushing potentially great women away

Anyone intriguing who dared loved me

I forcefully told them they couldn't stay

 

And with tears in two sets of eyes,

                   we walk in different directions

I reject before rejection,

          and am left with multiple questions......

 

Did I HAVE to let her go?

 Would she have given me her best?

 Could she really,

              truly love me?

And not leave me

                  like all the rest?                               

But I guess we'll never know.....

Because I've cashed out my chips,

and folded my final hand

in this bullshit poker game long ago!

 

 

So forget the women

who have it all!

Their intelligent

time has passed

 

So bring on the

         stupid girls!!!

You know, the dumb-f**k, Kelly Bundy, Hillary Banks, short bus, helmet wearing, finger counting, deranged thinking “The Moon is just the backside of the Sun!”,  blank brained, daydreaming, Out to Lunch, never thinking, “The stork delivers the baby to mommy” still believing, empty headed completely “stupd” girls for me...........

With a really nice a*s!

 

 

I'm quietly trying to hide

that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside.........

 

 

Author's Note

Talking to a good friend last night. I've decided only to date stupid, attractive girls. They don't scare me. I won't get wrapped up emotionally with them. I keep my feelings to myself and have a good time. Interesting, funny, smart, beautiful women are when I get in trouble. Then I'm writing shit like I was last week. Can't let that happen! So this is my plan! Hail Stupid Girls!!!

Reviews

[Taylor Maye]

Lol this was funny and I totally understand. Once you've been dumped enough time by one type of man or women you tend to stay away from them because you're scared they will do it again. This was interesting and cool. You're fed up and now you just want a girl YOU can dump for a change get your "wham bam thank you ma'ms" out of the way before you go looking for another smarty. I loved the line "go get ghost", back side of the sun and I before e except after 3" your so f*****g creative

[Flow~]

I think this was a fantastic write, it has many levels from humor to truth, the humor hits you right in the eye as truth and then true sadness sets in. Very well written as the humor hides the hurt as so many in life use it to hide how hurt they really are inside. I think once you get a stupid girl or two you may not be as happy as you think you will be. Anyway this was a great peice, excellent!

[~D.A. Phoenix~]

Hhahahahaha this is sad albeit. I apologize for whoever made you come to this conclusion. I love this poem. I find myself pitying the intelligent girls (like me ha!) who don't have a chance. so sad

[sisyqueen2008]

:) so funny but at same time feel sorry for your pain :(

[Dani California]

"I'm quietly trying to hide
that I'm slowly & secretly dying inside........."


Well, this appears to be making a huge splash with your readers as a comedy. I read it a little differently. Yes, you are a funny guy, I'll definitely give you props for that! But, I read agony here, not humor. I read sarcasm, heartbreak and fear. But then, that's just me. Always looking for the words behind the words.

You have a lot of power in your writes, Bridgey. Very well done. The last two lines hurt.

[bluessadmood]

what a wonderful write and i just know how it feel and what you are saying
could she really truly love me,and never leave like all the rest
do i have to let her go,would she have given me her best
I like the smart ones........
The smart ones hurt me
I like the interesting ones.............
The interesting one divorced me
I could never love the stupid ones
They are perfect for Bridgey!
how you wonderfully put it so right and so ..so right
lovely write..

[Silent Kim aka mizmetap..]

LMAO!!!! Creative wit, charming writing. Entertaining, yes we have to do what we have to do to protect our heart.

You have a refreshing talent.

[Kathryn Star, Shine!]

Clearly you write about how an engagement with a smart woman would challenge your world. However, remember this... you become what you commence with. If stupid girls are your thang, think again.

[Bud]

LMAO!!! This piece is going into my favorite file! Absolutely love it!

[24KMind]

Wow Bridgey, I laughed, I cried, I laughed, I cried....

Very well done....Very transparent, and very funny! Great piece! And I meant in terms of the poem Bruh!!!!!!!! ROTFL