CRAZY POET

CRAZY POET

A Story by CAPOLAVORO
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Something crazy lol

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Psychologist: Okay, Let me see. You have been good in your ward so far. Maybe you can go out after a week already. Let me just ask you some few questions okay.
Poet: Hit it.
Psychologist: What is your name?
Poet: POET
Psychologist: What is your profession before?
Poet: POET
Psychologist: What is your plan when you go out?
Poet: Eat papers and pens until I poop the perfect poem!

Psychologist: You still need to be here for 2 months.

After 2 months.

Psychologist: What is you name?
Poet: POET
Psychologist: What is your profession before?
Poet: POET
Psychologist: What is your plan when you go out?
Poet: Find a good job or maybe write good poems to become a famous poet.
Psychologist: And?
Poet: Find a good wife to marry.
Psychologist: Then?
Poet: Support my wife despite difficulties.
Psychologist: What if difficulties are too much for you?
Poet: Eat papers and pens until I poop the perfect poem! :D


© 2017 CAPOLAVORO


Author's Note

CAPOLAVORO
Need not to be serious sometimes folks. :) Inspired by a story. haha

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Funny and thanks for sharing it.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Hahahah lol this is funny! Pooping a poem is what we all do seriously 😛😂😂
Loved reading this! 😊

Posted 3 Years Ago


This is very entertaining! I'm amazed at your sense of imagination & playfulness here. This is unlike any story I've ever read & that's what every writer is trying for. There are a few typos, but nothing too distracting. I think the ending is a bit sarcastic about how the conventional choices are pretty dull & boring, so if they don't work, I'm going back to flying on a magic carpet *smile*

Posted 3 Years Ago


Poop a poem. Would be a interesting poem. Thank you dear Poet for sharing your fun poem to read.
Coyote

Posted 3 Years Ago


what you say when someone tries to be your psychologist that you did not ask for.

Posted 3 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

3 Years Ago

True indeed! :)
Okey...I will take that as a joke..xD
cute

Posted 3 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

3 Years Ago

Hehe Thank you. :)
Hahaha good one,thank you for making my day lol

Posted 3 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

3 Years Ago

Glad I made you happy. :)
Hahaha! This made me smile..what a lovely poem..

Posted 3 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

3 Years Ago

Glad to know that Farhan. :)
well hell,i talk to my self,answer my self ,and if it`s funny,i laugh

Posted 3 Years Ago


CAPOLAVORO

3 Years Ago

Hehe you can truly relate to it. :)

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CAPOLAVORO

Cebu, 7, Philippines



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