~ Effective Technique ~

~ Effective Technique ~

A Poem by Carola
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a silly little ditty

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© 2020 Carola


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yes, this is one way to keep people away...i think i might use this next time in the grocery store where people ignore the distancing altogether...was in a check out line and an older gentleman actually brushed up against me...the checker had to warn him to back off.
j.

Posted 8 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Carola

8 Months Ago

hi jacob, thanks for reading & commenting.
i think a lot of people just plain forget about th.. read more



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I enjoy people using humor to get thru this & I'm always interested in how everyone is doing "out there" (whereas there is no pandemic here in my wilderness, so to speak). But it's hard for me to see the humor in anything these days as long as 1000+ are dying each & every day in the USA while our trumpet-in-chief gets his minions whipped up about whether athletes are standing or kneeling for the pre-game national anthem. It's so cultish, it's downright scary here. I'm not going anywhere until this is many times more under control. The death toll rises week after week. Sorry I lost my sense of humor lately (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 5 Months Ago


Yes this would work. Some places in our world don't believe in the coronaviras. I lost family and my daughter had. I hope we are wise. Keep our distance and thank you dear Carola for sharing your words. Have some fun and be safe.
Coyote

Posted 7 Months Ago


Carola

7 Months Ago

i'm sorry to hear of your family loss, very sad for you.
thank you reading & commenting
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Coyote Poetry

7 Months Ago

Thank you dear Carola. Coronaviras isn't done yet.
certainly, a well-timed toot can cause folks to scoot
BTW your displays are very attractive

Posted 7 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Carola

7 Months Ago

thanks dave. i was in a silly mood when i wrote it.
Lol!! Love it. I may have to try a " toot toot " instead of a " beep beep " next time, to usher people out of my way

Posted 8 Months Ago


Carola

8 Months Ago

😃 hahaha! & maybe even ring a bell whilst tooting.
cheerio carola

an effective little ditty if ever there was, or is or.... maybe becoz…… :)

Posted 8 Months Ago


Carola

8 Months Ago

glad you liked it neville. just bit of silly fun with words & connotations.
cheerio carola
Yes, it certainly will! While standing in ranks, once, I accidentally released a silent but deadly one, which made everyone (except me) hurriedly turn away and depart. Farting is always funny.

Posted 8 Months Ago


Carola

8 Months Ago

i think so too!
We are in desperate times to protect ourselves... a bit of humor may be a necessity if only we could control this weapon. Perhaps a Spray to duplicate the odor.., or even a whistle to scare someone away... and then claim it was an accident. Or a T-shirt that lights up with the words. “Off Limits for COVID19 “. Any thing to discourage dumb people!!! gently, Pat

Posted 8 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Carola

8 Months Ago

thanks for stopping by to read & comment. the fart spray can sound great, i'm sure kids would love .. read more
Patricia Wedel

8 Months Ago

The whoopee cushions were popular twenty years ago. You could have guests at a dining table for din.. read more
Very silly and cute poem. Farts do work wonders.

Posted 8 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Carola

8 Months Ago

yes they certainly can!
ha ha....loved it. Short and crisp! I liked the concept, albeit unpopular, to make people stay away.

Posted 8 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Carola

8 Months Ago

pleased you liked it jacob.
i don't often write funny poems, it doesn't normally come natural.. read more
I shouldn't be laughing so much, Carola! There you are - elegant in that hat and yet...
But, if it works - so be it. Makes note.. :)

Posted 8 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Carola

8 Months Ago

thank you emmajoy for your kind compliment.
i'm sure queen elizabeth & the rest of the roya.. read more
emmajoy

8 Months Ago

Don't doubt you're right Carola, However, will ask on your behalf next time in the supermarket que.. read more
Carola

8 Months Ago

hahaha ! 😀 👍

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Added on May 13, 2020
Last Updated on May 23, 2020
Tags: covid-19, fart, smell, distance

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Carola
Carola

Australia



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