The Bad Lunch

Everyone has e experience at least once

      I  sat next to the Boss's wife at lunch,

   It turned out to be more than a hunch.

           Her rumblings abdominal,

            were truly phenomenal,

        and everyone thought it was me!

          

        I ate too much of the fish,

      It turn out to be a fishy dish,

        My stomach started to churn,

          I couldn't wait my turn,

       And so my anus started to burn!

         The toilet was too far away,

           And I had no other way,

         My farting was extraordinary,

         And I tried to be ordinary,

         But everyone knew it was me!

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Reviews

[Muse]

lol...thanks for the laugh. It reminded me of something Skinless Frank and EMF would write...honest and crude. :D

[Coyote Poetry]

Good food can do us in. I like this tale. Most of us will be tested and we will lose. I like the bosses wife. Good ending to a fun poem to read.
Coyote

[Gabrielle Travis]

Freaking hilarious!!! Who hasn't been in a situation of similar terms? I loved it...great humor of human folly!

[Unam]

Haha! This is great. I don't know why people try to avoid the fact that is a normal thing in life. With the right perspective these things can be as touching as the average day poem.

[† Allybear!!! &d..]

LMAO Im sorry, This is Sooooo Funny!!!!!

i like how you did it in like a dr seus style too
AWESOME~

[AK]

Ooh! So sorry this had to happen to you(I take back my words if it was imaginary). Interesting read...

[EMF]

I'm really sorry Chris, but my colour blindness means I can't read a word. I do appologise, for it is down to me, not you. Good luck with it

[bill]

I truly hope I can forget this one. Sorry, Chris, but I put poetry on a pretty high pedestal, and I'd just as soon not see it in the toilet.

[R J Askew]

PARP! Easy does it.