Mobile phones: the accursed godsend for brain-dead and infuriating morons!

Self-explanatory

 

By Stanley Collymore

 

Put a sock in it will you! For I can hardly hear myself

think with you incessantly blabbing on with your

inane and loud monologue, seemingly to you

but no one else in earshot, being passed off

as a conversation. Frankly, I’m not the least bit interested

in what you’re asininely saying while most annoyingly

as well repeating ad nauseum for the last hour now.

So why don’t you give my besieged ears a rest

and discontinue physically assaulting them

with your crass stupidity? Affording my

brain in the process the much needed

opportunity to re-claim, as well as

maintain its accustomed sanity?

And as regards your precious

mobile phone forcibly and

permanently shove it up

that part of your body

where thankfully the

sun doesn’t shine!

 

© Stanley V. Collymore

22 February 2020.

 

 

Author’s Comments:

Mobile phones are like good sex! Sensibly and responsible indulged in both are absolutely fantastic and personally highly rewarding. Used abusively and exasperatingly irresponsibly the catastrophic consequences of both are disconcertingly all too obvious!