Happy second Birthday, adorable Princess Lilibet!

Self-explanatory

By Stanley Collymore

Personally I prefer to call
and always think of you
as Diana Junior, but in
purposely using the name Lilibet
as I'm doing now, I clearly know,
how it actually irritates and also
patently obviously maddeningly,
undoubtedly effectively does get
up those similarly toxic fawners
noses; so one basically to me for
you my dear and it just couldn't
very pertinently therefore have
fittingly occurred on a crucially
blessed and also significant day  
than this your natural birthday.

That said what does a basically
speculative, naturally rather
idiotically contrived, only
then to be written article clearly from
someone quite obviously at the Daily
Mail who distinctly has absolutely no
truly significant, or crucially genuine
information of you Diana: Harry and
Meghan's natural adorable daughter
to generally intelligently or naturally
unquestionably, literally realistically
in any way undoubtedly have to do
with your parents wish, for privacy?  

So why don't these lowlifes,
absolutely and irrefutably
intellectually challenged
as they are find something far better
to do with their discernibly sick and
undoubtedly also boring, and rather
fittingly very useless lives? While in
the meantime my dear birthday girl
I wish you to distinctly have a truly
unrivalled, and a splendidly superb
time with those that matter most to
you, in your life; not in any specific
order specially, other than my pick
of age seniority: like Granny Doria,
Mummy Meghan, Daddy Harry, as
well as big brother Archie happily
and really permanently attendant
with God's fulsome blessing on all
of you fantastic persons eternally.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
4 June 2023.


Author's Remarks:
I wouldn’t worry you haters, Diana Jnr will be surrounded lovingly by friends of her parents and her Gran Doria will obviously be there too. Diana is a very lucky girl because her parents don’t have to wheel her out every time that they need publicity to brighten up their drab and useless lives, as is so customary the case with William and his Stepford wife broodmare Waitie Katie, Middleton! And which to be fair to them harry and Meghan never do, because they get all the publicity going in spades from every tabloid and the surfeit of lowlife vermin like yourselves; the toxic, racist Karens and their likeminded right-wing gammons and brainwashed morons plus the gullible click baiters with discernibly empty, boring and unfulfilled lives who as the easy prey that they self-evidently are, readily jump on any racist and right-wing bandwagon going to acquire the attention that they’re obsessively seeking.

Frankly, Harry and Meghan don’t even have to appear on TV to get any attention on their part like some others that we well know of, who even take to lousily playing a few bars, well-rehearsed obviously, on a piano and doing so with a household name figure to fecklessly, like Kate Middleton get her high and avidly craved for attention seeking.

Author's Note

Asper previous works.