Why Should I Be Homophobic?

I don’t want AIDS.

I don’t like plagues,

And it’s not a phase.

I’m not homophobic, but I’ll tell you what,

I don’t like f**s cuz they want my butt.

Just watch their eyes as I start to strut.

Only hot girls make me bust a nut.

Watching guys kiss guys makes me want to puke,

So I’ll fly to San Fran just to drop a nuke.

I’ll be like Hitler with my goosestep troops

And put a bullet where they make their poop.

I love hot lesbians!

Reviews

[Trigorin]

This is really not bad. Very hard and edgy, maybe a little too much so, but I do like your rhyme choices and I like how this doesn't take itself very seriously. I think the brevity of this is about perfect for the subject, since if you kept going in this vein it'd be a little much. Good work.

[Commanda Panda]

I think you're a bit insane. Thank you!

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm pro gay rights cause I want to see lesbians making out in public

[Commanda Panda]

They won't be hot porn lesbians. It'll probably be bull dykes. And for the record, I have no quarrel with gay people. Who am I to tell someone how to live?

[Baby Ricochet]

I can dream