Top signs your a Facebook junkie

Top signs your a Facebook junkie

A Story by Cool-Universe

When your dog needs to go to the bathroom he has to post a request on your Wall

When your dog needs to go to the bathroom he has to post a request on your Wall

 Your facebook page has made your nightlight obsolete

Staring at your grandchildren pics with bloodshot eyes is a small indicator of how long you've been online. The big indicator is that when you signed on your status was single.

You've downloaded  a shower app so you can max your online time

You place your lunch on your keyboard so you won't forget it in the morning

Your loved one sits down with you on the couch. You ask them about their day in a chat session

You were actually outside yesterday and were awestruck that there were still real people accomplishing productive non-virtual things

Career development and plans of starting a family have been replaced with upping your "Friends" and "Liked this" count

Your activity on facebook is so intense that the neighboring towns are experiencing rolling brown outs

The lights are out, your eyes are shut but your burned out  retinas are still displaying your facebook page

Yesterday you momentarily logged off  in hopes of still catching  President Clinton's swearing in ceremony

You've enrolled in a 12 step Facebook program. Ironically step 1 is to admit you are a "Facebook Junkie" in the comments section

© 2011 Cool-Universe

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Added on December 26, 2010
Last Updated on January 11, 2011
Tags: Facebook, social network, humor, joke, comedy, laughter