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Just in time for Valentine's Day. Here's a list of poems, that you SHOULDN'T write in cards. 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm so awesome,

What happened to you?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm going to bed,

You wanna come to?

 

Never write these in a card, or you'll get a smack in the face!

Author's Note

Most of these are made up by my brother! ~Rachel

Reviews

[Wren]

Hahahahahahahah, this is very funny :) I love this and want to write these on a card, just to see what happens.

[Summer D.]

This was pretty amusing. Found your name in a mutual group we joined! Hm, no promises on the last one. That's pretty ingenious. Humorous and Light write for Valentine's Day.

Thank you!

[Marie]

I'm worry I didn't read this before. I can see this going in a card...not to just anyone, of course...

[Chris Yip]

Cute and naughty and well rhymed too. Well done!

[Archia]

Haha, I'm tempted to write them in a card just to see what happens. I love these, the first one is great, the second one great as well.