Never Ask

you should never ask a woman these questions when you're on a date

These are the questions
You should never ask a woman
On your first date
Never Ask a woman her age
She will spray you in the face with mace
Never Ask a woman
About how many boyfriends she's had
You will not like the answer
And you will get mad
Never Ask a woman about her weight
She will get upset
And slap you in face
Never Ask a woman about kids
She will get sad
And tell you about all of her friends who did
Never Ask a woman about marriage
Now you're date wont get salvage

Never Ask a guy about his job
He will get sad
Because it does not pay enough
Never Ask a guy about his Ex-girlfriends
That's a big no-no
Cuz you're afraid he'll compare them to you
Never Ask a guy about his future plans
He's taking it a day at a time
He's not in a rush to be your future husband
Never Ask a guy about his hair
Cuz he's slowly losing it
And that's not fair
Never Ask a guy his mom
Because he is whipped
And will talk about her a lot


So if you really like the person
And want the relationship to last
Remember these questions
That you should never ask

Reviews

[BillyGirl]

Very true this. Nice ;)

[GunMetal]

Very humorous, yet again, touching on the subject of human interaction, and the common fallacies that many overlook. Great job.

[eglantine]

agreed

[CHRIS ANDES]

haha,witty humorous poem
,,is this based from experience?
=]

[Beck Louise]

haha yup you pretty much got this one! nice :)

[That_Girl]

lol love it! Was trying to think of other offensive/annoying first date questions but I think you covered them all! :)