Why You're Still Single

A poem inspired by a friend of a friend who is not my friend but he has a problem getting a date. He has no personality and is boring. People are getting tired being nice to him. Its like charity work

You're still trying to get a girlfriend
So you go to every event
You even started taking dance lessons
Dude, you're pathetic
You have no personality
You should go and buy one
You're not any fun
Dude you're boring
All the girls are snoring
When they hear your stories
No wonder why you're lonely
You're annoying
You can't get a date
You're very lame
If you don't make a change
You will never bring a girl home
You will spend your life alone

Girl, you wonder why you can't get a boyfriend
Cuz you're crazy
And you're also easy
A guy won't take you seriously
If you give it up so easily
You're also weird
Which makes every man want to stay clear
No one wants to be near
A crazy b***h
I'm sorry for saying this
You also need therapy
You even agreed with me
I pray to god that you stay away from me
I will ignore your phonecalls
Get off my balls
I don't want to be you with at all
And you wonder why you're still single

Reviews

[The Random Writings Of ..]

My, oh my - Coming from a girls point of view first I have seen many girls acting this way, and well it cracks me up. Have you ever heard that song by Amy Winehouse? Fucked up Pumps? Well that could be applied here. If you haven't heard that song listen to it :)
Now on to the men part - LOVE IT! I recently went out on a date with a guy, no personality, and BORING! I tried my hardest to be pleasant, but when we started talking about subject he pretended to know everything about yet knew nothing he actually called me stupid. ON A FIRST DATE!!! And then he tells me He has no idea why he is still single. I was nice and said I have no idea. lol.
Love to poem - so funny, and so true! Thanks for sharing!

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks. i just had to write this. :) im glad it made u laugh and sorry u had to go through the boring guy date :(

[Crazy Cat Man]

oh and yes i heard that song from Amy Winehouse. i love it. too bad she ended up dating a bad boy and he got her into drugs

[The Random Writings Of Me..Kates]

I know sad! Such a tragic loss.

[afra]

LOL ...funny and awesome ....i know some people like this ...great write

[Priscilla Sayers]

Lol! That was a smack to many I am sure yet....
Quirky and fun... Honest with a way of a "Roast"! Great start my friend!

[Crazy Cat Man]

hahaha the first poem is dedicated to 3 weird a*s dudes who are friends of a friends. and i cant stand talking to them. feels like charity work when im forced to be nice LOL....and the 2nd part is dedicated to crazy girls i met in NY lol...hey just had to make fun of stuff going on around me :D

[Priscilla Sayers]

You should always laugh and share your laughter with others! Love to you sweetie!

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks. thats what i try to do. i read one of my poems at a club in NY and the bartender gave me 2 free drinks becuz i rocked the crowd hard :D YAY!

[Crazy Cat Man]

love u too. come to NY if u can so u can share ur writings on the stage too :D

[Priscilla Sayers]

Heck yeah! When ever I can, my best friend, lives in Manhattan, lower east side:) Whoo hoo!

[Soul Fire]

Very interesting poem :D