The Night Masquerade

My romantic side

Last call the end is near
I'm grabbing you by the a*s my dear
You whisper sweet nothings to my ear
You say to grab you by the rear
That's what I like to hear
We are making out in the bar
The bouncers kick us out
Because we took it too far
Whatever I don't care what they think
Let's go someplace else
For another drink
Now we're outside and I stumble
Thanks for picking me up
I feel humble
Oh no you need to vomit
Let's go to the alley
I'll make sure no one is coming
I'll pull the hair out of your face
So you can vomit in a right space
There there are you ok?
If you are
you can come to my place
Don't worry it's safe
Anyways we are at my car
It's now getting too dark
Don't worry if you vomit in my seats
I won't get mad
In the morning I'll wipe it clean
Oh no you have to pee
Don't worry
I'll pull over in the street
Go over there
I'll make sure no one can see
Are you done?
Come over hun
The fun has just begun
I know you're drunk
I also have a buzz
But we still do not have enough
No we are here
I will help you stand clear
Now hun no more talking
It's time to close the deal
And get it on for real
But still I'm sincere
I mean every thing that I said my dear
We had a wonderful night masquerade
It's now time to take off the mask
And get laid

Author's Note

Reviews

[Natasha]

haha this was really clever- I was curious how it would end. flowed really well without being too cheesy--everyone presents themselves romantically in different ways- this is just how you do it :D seems sincere though and you seem to mean well

[Crazy Cat Man]

Yes this is my romantic side. :) its very chivalrous to pull a girl's hair back while shes vomiting :P

[Natasha]

haha well....there are many guys that wouldn't do that so it would be considered a nice gesture for sure :)

[Allycat]

ha
Great write, as always
you're always so clever and funny in your poems lol good job

[Crazy Cat Man]

Thank u. I try to be romantic as much as possible :P

[Ama May Cooper]

A charming little endeavoour with a clear goal. Another some what sensual piece you weave a romantic tale so cleverly

[Crazy Cat Man]

Thank u. Deep inside i am very romantic

[K-mo]

Another one of your poetic masterpieces! Loved it lol

[S]

I somehow thought it ws hilarious!!!

[That_Girl]

It is romantic! :D You were willing to HOLD HER HAIR BACK. Wow... what a man. Please detect the dripping sarcasm here. ;)

But seriously, great poem. :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

Lol u are romantic yourself. How many times have u helped a drunk dude before whom u were dating lol.

Did u check out the video? It fits the sophistication of the poem :P

[That_Girl]

In the past two years? Countless. Before that? None. :p

[Crazy Cat Man]

This is one of my fave romantic poems. Im definitely gonna read this at the club.

[Lost in Wonderland]

Haha how very romantic! ;P I loved this poem, so funny and a good story in it!

[Crazy Cat Man]

Yes this is my romantic side

[Lost in Wonderland]

your going to swepe a girl off her feet..or at least sweep her hair out of her face whe she gets too drunk;)

[Destinyxi]

Again, not what I would call romantic :P

Great poem Dan! Was very flowy and easy to read :)

[Ees]

I LOVE this one! Right off from the first two lines, holy s**t, this is what I like to read! Though in the first line I think that you could use a dash or something in between last call and the end is near, because those are slightly more separate, ya know, when I was reading it to myself I went back and added that in my head to make more sense to me. haha, I don't know what you think of that, but oh well.

I did find this very sweet and romantic in its way. Really a fantastic poem!

[Crazy Cat Man]

U also inspired this one lol. I was trying to write the "street" metaphors poems but ended up writing about taking a drunk girl home lol...... yes this is my romantic side :P

[Ees]

hehe. It's wonderful. Somebody's gotta take that drunk girl home. I love how we can inspire eachother and put our own selves into everything that comes out. I seriously, no joke, adore this poem and am so happy that I sparked something for you to wind up creating this.

[Crazy Cat Man]

Yes we inspired each other but I am still trying to work out the "street'' metaphor poem but while im trying to write it...I spawned a different poem lol

[Ees]

Haha, I love that.
I love this poem!

[Crazy Cat Man]

these poems are my babies.......I keep making em :P ;)

[Ees]

Good.
I'll keep reading them!

[Karen666]

Lol holding a girls hair back what a romantic lol