Rebound

A poem about being the rebound guy

Aww baby
did your boyfriend left you
Aww don't worry
I'll be there for you
I will make things alright
Cuz I'm your rebound guy
No i won't replace him
I'm here in place of him
Use me till u find someone new
Use me when you want to screw
I'm ok with it
Now unzip
Let me play with your tits
Awww baby
Don't cry
Don't question why
He left you
Your pain is my gain
You can cry on my shoulder
I am here to hold you
And whenever you want
I'll just f**k you
Don't worry
I'm not here to stay
Soon it will come that day
When I'll say goodbye baby
I'm glad I helped you
To get over your Ex
We had amazing sex
Now its on to the next
Chick who is depressed
I will massage her breast
And tell her there there
I'b there for her
But I really don't care
That's right
I'm the rebound guy
I'm a super hero
I'm here to bang her
Before she goes
I was nice knowing ya
I'll be around
Whenever you need a rebound

Reviews

[KAOlmsted]

*LAUGH* Oh Cat Man Do!!!! Yup...yup yup yup. The rebound guy is the luckiest guy in the room...he's getting all of that angry, bitter, I'll-show-HIM-who's-a-cold-b***h sex AND he doesn't have to worry about a relationship! Yeah...rebound guy.

Love it.

[Katie Flores]

haha only you make me laugh at something so raunchy. That in its self is a feat :)

[Ees]

Second line: "did your boyfriend left you"- left should be "leave".

"Soon it will come that day
When I'll say goodbye baby"- The phrasing here seems a little funny, you may want to look over it again.

"I was nice knowing ya"- It

So wait, there's only one? He just jumps from one to the next? Does it ever end? Does he ever start to care. I always assumed the rebound guy was the victim. Maybe I have a warped sense of the world based on who I am and who I know, because it seems to me that all of the guys are the wussy ones, the sensitive, touchy-feelly sorts and the girls just want to get on with it... I don't know.

I like you he was portrayed as the hero.
Nice work!

[eglantine]

lol ah the glorious rebound...

[elizasexybeth]

sounds like a great way to get over your ex if everybody had this sort of guy there'd be no heartache

[Beck Louise]

haha love this one!! :p

[Crazy Cat Man]

Thats right. Ill be ur rebound guy if u need one ;) wink lol

[kublakhan27]

Haha this is a good one...lots of bite, satirically speaking, and maybe literal depending on how much lust/anger is involved...nice^^

[ms. barrie]

you definitely captured your subject matter amazingly well. i love the flow of this, almost lyrical, this is an enjoyable read, many can relate to. great write, thanks for sharing :)

[That_Girl]

The rebound guy is only lucky until he gets attached and she dumps his sorry a*s. ;) Tricky tricky. This one is gold, I love it, Dan!