Twilight

A Senryu on the Twilight books. :) I hope no one thinks I'm making fun of the series. I love it. It's a great story.

It's Edward Cullen
A Mysterious Vampire
Why underage girls?

Isabella Swan
You made life hard for yourself
Date humans instead



Oh Edward Cullen
The Ultimate C**k-Blocker
Bella is your squeeze

Edward and Bella
A human and a vampire
How do they make love???

Reviews

[Frederick E. Conkling]

funny, witty, interesting. Well done.

[Gandré]

LOL why underage girls you ask? They are virgins (mostly).
great senryu. it makes me laugh how half America loves vampires.
do they know fairytales, too?

[Bethany Woody]

I have not read the book or seen the movie. Not really sure I want to because of allt he hype. I have a theory that over hyped books/movies are usually not very good. Just a theory thought. But this is a nice short little piece that I'm sure makes more sense to those who have seen the movie or read the book. I would assume that you have done one or the other or you wouldnt be able to write the piece. Don't tell me any secrets about the story line just incase I do decide to check it out.

[Michelle Long]

I think it'd be quite a deal better if you actually knew anything about it before decided to judge Twilight so harshly.. The author is the person to vent to if you must so know.
If you didn't, literally, "judge the book by it's cover", and even intended to read into the making of it, you would have known that the author experienced most of it in a dream and then wrote it down, so of course it'd be slightly unaccurate or confusing. And since it's a dream of her's I don't feel it's too right to judge her creation like that.
Would YOU enjoy it if someone said such about YOUR writings?

[Bubo]

Short but yes very witty!
A teen cult film, which I am sure we will see many follow up's to come!

[Constance L. Hartwell]

hahaha! so true about bella! but who could resist edward? the power, the mystery, it was so intriguing...

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Short, Funny and speaks of itself... It's true that Twilight is become a fascinating obsession among teenagers

Girls are craving to have a vampire as boyfriend
And guys are doing anything to look as Edward Cullen
Just to amaze and attract girls towards them

After the craze for Harry Potter, we now face the Twilight mania lol

In your first stanza
"It's Edward Cullen
A Mysterious Vampire
Why underage girls?"
Someone new to that story may get an impression that Edward is a pedophile (seeing the image you have drawn out of him) And the question asked is answered in the movie, he can only remain 17, duh!

As for the second stanza
"Isabella Swan
You made life hard for yourself
Date humans instead"
i get the answer - she didn't know Edward was a vampire then lol .. and sure enough, she DID land into a hole of troubles xD

Great and cute write (which seems true as well) ..

I loved (see Adored) it!! :)

A 100 % for you