Facebook Status Change

Facebook Status Change

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man
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My poem on facebook status changes :)

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In A Relationship
means you want to show off
that you're dating
and others are not

Single
means that you can't mingle
No one wants to date you
perhaps you are gay

It's complicated
means you're psychotic
You both need a tonic
instead of smoking  chronic

Engaged to
means you're telling the world
that you both will be together
forever and ever

Married To
means you're full of s**t
you just couldn't resist
to rub it in everyone's face

Divorced
means your pathetic
you're just trying to get sympathy
its not gonna work

© 2010 Crazy Cat Man


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Absolutely great poem. I loved the humor because it was hilarious but also seemed to have a serious tone.

My absolute favorite stanzas were:
"It's complicated
means you're psychotic
You both need a tonic
instead of smoking chronic"
and
"Divorced
means your pathetic
you're just trying to get sympathy
its not gonna work"

I really enjoy the gritty humor and I hope to hear more soon !

Posted 6 Years Ago


married to

love it love it love it
so oooooooooo glad i get to say that
so yeah RUB IT IN hahaha

Posted 8 Years Ago


HAHAHAHA well summed up, grr I hate facebook. Especially the people that believe its the best thing to hit the web since porn when we all know that writerscafe kicks facebook's arse

Posted 9 Years Ago


wow...cool..!!hehe..:)

Posted 9 Years Ago


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. hahahaha! ... awesome ... my facebook bashing poem is depressing in comparison to this, oh maestro ... :D ...

Posted 9 Years Ago


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! =D I LOVE IT!!! THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!!! Great write!!

Voice

Posted 9 Years Ago


Wow.. Haha! Nice :]

Posted 9 Years Ago


:))

Posted 9 Years Ago


I always love reading you're poems because they are always so funny and make me smile. They really brighten up my day. I loved this one because it just fits the times so great. Pretty much saying that we should just leave the our relationship status blank because how can anyone judge you then. Great job! I loved this. It made me smile and laugh!
Much love,
Tallulah

Posted 9 Years Ago


Single
means that you can't mingle
No one wants to date you
perhaps you are gay.

Haha this is so great. Very amusing and intriguing. It really gets the point across. I like the form too. (:

Posted 9 Years Ago



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Added on February 27, 2010
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Crazy Cat Man
Crazy Cat Man

New York, NY



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