Facebook Status Change

Facebook Status Change

A Poem by Crazy Cat Man
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My poem on facebook status changes :)

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In A Relationship
means you want to show off
that you're dating
and others are not

Single
means that you can't mingle
No one wants to date you
perhaps you are gay

It's complicated
means you're psychotic
You both need a tonic
instead of smoking  chronic

Engaged to
means you're telling the world
that you both will be together
forever and ever

Married To
means you're full of s**t
you just couldn't resist
to rub it in everyone's face

Divorced
means your pathetic
you're just trying to get sympathy
its not gonna work

© 2010 Crazy Cat Man


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Haha this was funny. I liked this poem. Thanks for sharing. :)

Posted 13 Years Ago


nice write.......the topic itself is quite funny...the way you proceeded was nice

Posted 13 Years Ago


lmao i love this, what a funny way to look at someone's status updates :P

Posted 13 Years Ago


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LOL this is funny, rhyming is kinda off but i don't give a crap! :)

Posted 13 Years Ago


This was an interesting concept, but I feel the rhyming muddles the meaning up a tad.

Posted 13 Years Ago


this is amazing. you took all the options and turned it into a work of art.


Posted 13 Years Ago


So cynical! LOL. I wonder if it would be possible for you to write the same thing only completely opposite. It would be an interesting exercise in juxtaposition to find the positive in each category. Maybe not as compelling but certainly interesting.

Posted 13 Years Ago


lol so true ,, and funny ,, love those status messages too ,, lol
going to the mall to get a new swimsuit or some crap lol
gotta love facebook

Posted 13 Years Ago


Haha, i love it

Posted 14 Years Ago


haha! This was amazing!
I'd have to say this is my favorite part;
"It's complicated
means you're psychotic
You both need a tonic
instead of smoking chronic"
Sorry it took me so long to read& review.
I'm usually on my other account.
But anyways, great write!

-Elissa :)

Posted 14 Years Ago



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Added on February 27, 2010
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Crazy Cat Man
Crazy Cat Man

New York, NY



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