They call me Baby Sasquatch; Baby Squatch, for short

They call me Baby Sasquatch; Baby Squatch, for short

A Poem by CrochetRie
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A list of ridiculous nicknames I've accumulated over the years. It's fun to tease one's self and make light of things that are truly funny! It is ok to laugh!

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They call me...
      The
 Snicker Keeper
  Yarn Junkie
   BagLady
    Peppy Pen
     Jack in the Box
      Pattern Maker
       Care to the Bear
        Dr. Pepper Nazi
         Fumble Bumble
          Happy Hooker
           Yo Wanna Mama
            Hoppy Hat
             Toy Lady
              Hefty Lefty
               Crazy Craft
                Wordie Birdie
                 Miss Laughs a Lot
                  Beach Baby
                   Stitch B***h

and most recently..
 Baby Sasquatch. Baby Squatch, for short.

But what I call me, is:

Happy!






© 2013 CrochetRie


Author's Note

CrochetRie
Just another silly note

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Quite enjoyed this piece of whimsy. (These days when advancing years are catching up to both my wife and me, small episodes of what feel like epic clumsiness are referred to as being Totally Ninja.) ...bobc

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is a lot of nicknames. You must have done a lot of things in your life. Thank you for sharing the memories and thoughts.
Coyote

Posted 10 Years Ago


CrochetRie

10 Years Ago

It was just something silly to write- I do have a lot of nicknames- There are more and when I rememb.. read more

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Added on August 9, 2013
Last Updated on August 9, 2013
Tags: poem, poetry, satire, humor, funny, silly

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CrochetRie
CrochetRie

Forest Lake, MN



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