1,372 Easy Steps to Being the Absolute Best in the World at What You Do

A tribute to the greatest pro wrestler eeeever (at least in my mind).

1,372 Easy Steps to Being the Absolute Best in the World at What You Do

 

That cold December night when you unified the WCW and WWF titles, I fell in love

                        Originally I hated your whiny character

            But the Walls of Jericho of my heart cracked to “With the Fire”

 

Your first two rock and roll albums rocked my shoes into becoming a diehard

            Up-to-date with the band

                        I can’t wait for the fifth album

 

“Downfall” was the start of your TV career

                        Now you’re on “Dancin’ with the Stars”

            After the WWE, only time will show us what you’ll do

 

“A Lion’s Tail” and “Undisputed” are two amazing reads

            So far your two memoirs on your career

                        Two of the best books I’ve ever read

 

Being the absolute best in the world at what you do today

                        Many different avenues you’ve been down

            Still my hero�"no matter how ridiculous your next project may be

 

I’ve been a hardcore Jericholic for a decade now

                        Forever will follow your career after pro wrestling

            Will become an old-school fan because of it�"but that’s alright

                        You’re the Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla

On the road on 1,372 steps of becoming the absolute best in the world at what you do today

Author's Note

Let me know if I can change it up any at all.