Using the Last Roll of Toilet Paper

Using the Last Roll of Toilet Paper

A Poem by Eric Darsie

Using the Last Roll of Toilet Paper

 

Yup, I used the last roll of toilet paper.

I’m quite proud of the fact.

Roughly a third of the roll flushed down.

Every wipe I enjoyed.

No shame what-so-ever.

Grabbing the plunger, I clogged it.

Proud of my actions.

I will blog about it soon.

Ain’t gonna lie about it.

Its part of nature�"everybody does it.

I’ll buy the next set of toilet paper.

After I unclog the toilet.

© 2011 Eric Darsie


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Eric Darsie
Eric Darsie

St. Cloud, MN



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