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Mildred Hendsender

Mildred Hendsender

A Poem by Dave Brown


Mildred Hensener

Suffered a rearender

And through her ragtop

The collision did sender

The air was light,

The day was bright

And on her rearend

She was to alight


She had flown quite astray

Landing in a field of hay

And she’d be there today

Had not a farmer come her way


He plucked her gently from the field

To him a most surprising yield

And when her bruises had all healed

He before her gently kneeled

His love for her he then revealed

In her joy she gaily squealed

To this man she'd gladly yield

Wedding bells all round peeled


While he tends the dairy herd

She’s become a computer nerd

Who’s shape has now been altered

Because they’re working on a third





© 2019 Dave Brown

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This is so fun! After I just plowed thru a rash of political & social msgs, it's about time for this! This is exactly why I write mostly fun stuff. You've got the perfect balance between lighthearted & flat ridiculous . . . the kind of farmer fun & humor we enjoyed "in the old days"! Your rhyme & rhythm are delightful . . . your comedic timing is unusual . . . you stretch some of these things out to the hilt, but it works . . . even if your storyline is not a speeding bullet, your wordplay is so much fun, we don't care that your message is kinda going in slow motion! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 4 Months Ago

Dave Brown

4 Months Ago

the problem with my super quick motion is that it is at the same pace as normal peoples slow motion<.. read more
I like your sense of humor. You might have to check Andrew Mitchell on this site. He is creative and humorous. Kudos.

Posted 5 Months Ago

Dave Brown

5 Months Ago

Thanks Sami
Yes I enjoy his writings
Appreciate your visit
Sami Khalil

5 Months Ago

Oh, good. You are welcome...

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Added on September 8, 2019
Last Updated on September 9, 2019


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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