Reindeer

One of the Christmas reindeer

Walked into our house

It sat in my easy chair

Surprising me and my spouse

 

Then walked into the kitchen

And took our food and coffee 

Back to my easy chair

Downing it all while watching TV

 

From living room to bathroom

Where it climbed into the tub

And asked if I would mind

Giving its’ back a real rub

 

When a spot in our bed

Seemed to catch its fancy

It fell asleep on there

With our little dog Nancy

 

Lying on their backs

With their feet in the air

With all eight legs running

Having the same nightmare

 

Other reindeer finally arrived

And gave that beast lotsa flak

Then they took it to Santa’s barn

And I hope it won’t be coming back

 

At least until Christmas