The Dangers of Soap

The Dangers of Soap

A Poem by Dave Brown

That Jack who never took baths

Had to wear extra thick clothing

If he just wore T-shirts and shorts

Those round were all a-nosing


Then there was the thing about dogs

Who always seemed to follow

With their noses up in the air

And it made him feel quite small-o


Then a TV producer asked if he’d like to

Do a commercial about soap addressing

The producer said that Jack

Would find the results quite refreshing 


Under an open studio shower, Jack scrubbed

With all the run-off going down the drain 

But it seems that the build-up was so thick

That there’s been no sight of Jack ever again 





© 2019 Dave Brown

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Im really becoming quite concerned about Jack!lol

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Added on December 1, 2019
Last Updated on December 19, 2019


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