The Sign Says

The Sign Says

A Chapter by Dave Brown

The sign says ‘Keep Dogs on Leash’

Or suffer the consequence

We are talking here about a ten acre field

To me, the situation seemed kina dense


So, I disobeyed the ridiculous notice

And let my wee one run free

The grass was sooo long wherever he strayed

He was almost impossible to see


But the Dog Catcher was a dutiful guy

And stealthily hid in the deep grass  

It really didn’t take him very long

To see my little dog’s, white bobbing a*s


We spent that night in the pen

Of this crime they take a dim view

We swore we would never do it again

And now I even pick up my doggy’s poo



© 2021 Dave Brown

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I'm guilty of letting Eddie run free when we go to the forest. But it's so rare we ever see anyone.
Once or twice though. :) I love this. I pretty much love anything about dogs. (Or elephants)

Posted 10 Months Ago

Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

Eddie I can see as being as irresponsible as that may be, but an Elephant!!
They would be a l.. read more
Ana Papaya

10 Months Ago

Lol! Ok. I will choose one I think you might like.
ahahaha well ... a night in jail .. at least they still had each other :))))))))) dog lover will choose their precious pets every time .. they need a romp in the tall grass now and again ... but .. we do the crime ... we do the time :)))))))) fun read from one dog's servant to another. peace and joy!

Posted 1 Year Ago

Dave Brown

1 Year Ago

They truly are the spice of life
Have never been without one, but age tells us he will be our.. read more
Einstein Noodle

1 Year Ago

oh man! i feel you

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Added on April 9, 2020
Last Updated on May 14, 2021

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Dave Brown
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