Dirty Rat

Dirty Rat

A Chapter by Dave Brown

sandwich situation


When I pulled my shootin iron

Revenge was the call

That, that ate my sandwich

Was that dirty rat, which was none too small

Thinkin I’d blow out some brains

I had an unfortunate recall

Because I remembered I couldn’t hit

A damn thing at all


I thought perhaps

It could be a whole bunch better

If I wrote that big dirty rat

A really nice letter

Explaining bout good manners

And all stuff like that

An bout how overeating

Could make a rat fat


Since thoughtfully sending that very nice letter

Things seem very much better all round

No more sandwiches going missing

Has been what I’ve found

Although I did recently dig

A prepretary hole in the ground

Since extra shooting lessons

Have had my aim come around




© 2020 Dave Brown

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Once again, your high-flying imagination is fully unfurled here. I do not suggest writing a love letter to a dirty rat. One time (after nights of enduring my neighbor's new puppy whining horribly becuz he was delegated to a far-off dog-run & never allowed into their house) I wrote my neighbor a love letter (as if written by the dog) asking if he could please be included as one of the family. My neighbor called the cops on me & pressed charges. I was hauled off to jail & had to go to court more than once to defend myself. In my experience, love letters often backfire (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 12 Months Ago

Dave Brown

12 Months Ago

Holy s**t
What an a**hole
I almost said something to a jerk down the road but I see he.. read more

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Added on August 2, 2020
Last Updated on September 4, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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