On Becoming Interesting

On Becoming Interesting

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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When I talk to my Son and Wife

There is a ton of ignoring

When I ask why they don’t listen to me

They say its because I’m boring

 

In an effort to improve my conversation skills

I enrolled at an anti-boring night school

So that when I open my mouth and talk

I would be considered awfully darn cool

 

But the instructor was from Transylvania

And didn’t speak the local dialect

Now each time I start to speak

I never know what to expect



© 2020 Dave Brown


Author's Note

Dave Brown
meet the instructor before you enrol in the class

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Thank you for supplying me with yet another reason why it's so sublime to be living alone all my life. I never have to face up to how freakin boring I am. My dogs think it's a marvel concept when I open my mouth to speak becuz I don't say much, being a recluse all these years. Maybe it's not your fascination factor that's lackin', but the company you keep that's frackin'. You need to save your speakin for those who ain't freakin (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

I am sure you downgrade yourself and are in fact a fountain of conversational contributions, on the .. read more
barleygirl

2 Months Ago

So you think if I had another human to talk to, this would cut down on my adjectives? That's freakin.. read more
Dave Brown

2 Months Ago

that had me contact google
anthu.....antue..... entha......?
I'll get it eventually
Silence is golden Dave. I don't interfere on what they deem cool and they don't get to have an opinion until they pay rent. It's not ideal, but what is?
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus and why are we looking after another planets kids! Give them their own and tell them to call when they build their first cell phone. Boring indeed! 😀

Posted 7 Months Ago


Dave Brown

7 Months Ago

Elton Musk says we are fairly likely to die on Mars (think he has the licensing rights to produce al.. read more
Indeed then your tongue does not get twisted. Oh your family are so cruel Dave. A humour filled flowing rhyming piece.

Posted 7 Months Ago


Dave Brown

7 Months Ago

Multumese frumos oh oh sorry!!
I mean 'thanks very much', I appreciate you taking the time to.. read more
Try not to feel so bad. Not even the dog listens to me. Did you at least learn to say, "I vanna suck your blood" with conviction?

Posted 7 Months Ago


Dave Brown

7 Months Ago

I'm waiting for hallowean and then I'm just going to do it without any warning
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Ha ha Dave. Yes, meet the instructor before you enrol in the class. This was funny, but you have made a good point. Happy Thursday my friend. Enjoy your day.

Chris

Posted 7 Months Ago


Dave Brown

7 Months Ago

yadda mushk.. oops oops
Thanks Chris, haven't noticed any poems lately
Does this mean.. read more
Christine Anne Shaw

7 Months Ago

Back home and I put one on yesterday. Surrounded by Silence. I:m not nearly as prolific as you. If I.. read more
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Well but you become damn interesting . I think that's quiet achievement . My gratulations to pass into our club.

Posted 7 Months Ago


Dave Brown

7 Months Ago

Thankyou very much
will I get some kind of membership card?
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7 Months Ago

I am sorry our club is too supercool to have it something like this. To be interesting is glory itse.. read more
Try to emulate his speech and then you might be more interesting :)

Posted 7 Months Ago


Dave Brown

7 Months Ago

words of wisdom
I'll give it a shot
Lol. :)
My father speaks with an accent and it's charming but sometimes even I get confused when I'm not sure if he's asking for a letter or a ladder.

Posted 7 Months Ago


Ana Papaya

7 Months Ago

: )
I bet there's lots of laughter around the Brown residence.
Dave Brown

7 Months Ago

except on tax day
Ana Papaya

7 Months Ago

Yeah, that's no fun for anyone. Even if I'm getting a return it hurts to see what they've taken fro.. read more

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