Making Pizza

Making Pizza

A Chapter by Dave Brown



In spite of my carefully worded verbal appeal

My wife insisted that I make the next meal

So, you can imagine me be none-a-too-a-pleeza

With the sky fallin in while I was making us pizza

The whole mess fell straight into my dough

Starting with two skyscrapers, neither apropos

Then a busted Caddie still getting a tow

A two hump Camel from Saudi Wahoo

An aircraft carrier’s whole freekin crew

An overhead ramp with crazy’s all shopping

With nary-a-one vaguely thinking of stopping

A hairdresser so absorbed in permin day

Delivering delicate dye jobs, felt nary a sway

A grandstand filled with horse racing people

Loudly cheering as they chased round the steeple


A map showing a recent gold mine find

A crazy old woman lookin for her lost mind

An aquarium filled with crawling crustaceans

A resort of nudists proud of their aspirations

Then, quickly I ducked, yelling, “Oh holy shmuck!”

As I was nearly crushed by a flyin dump truck

Finally, with the situation all back in hand

I quickly responded to our hailing hunger demand

By adding atona mustard and as a footnote

The whole conglomeration went straight down our throat      














© 2020 Dave Brown

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Not sure you should even be trusted with gardening and birdwatching; just stay in bed out of the way lol! A very creative write shades of Roger McGough!

Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

My fragile confidence sinks further each moment
Stick to gardening and birdwatching. :)
Or maybe not. It's interesting for us to read about your adventures.

Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

Good Question .
Ana Papaya

8 Months Ago

I have a nephew named Jay.
Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

That is a lucky Jay, I would say

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