Sheep Stealing

Sheep Stealing

A Chapter by Dave Brown




Little Bo Peep just couldn’t sleep

Each time she thought about those sheep

They blamed her, that old blaming game

They called her the sheep losing dame


She was pretty sure that it had been Mary

A rumor persisted about a lamb and school

Something about fleece of snow and stuff

Little Bo Peep knew she’d have to get tough


She started working out at the gym

After eating big meals she was no longer slim

She soon had Mary in a cruel hammerlock

Getting an answer to the missing sheep flock


That confession included some interesting info

Which Mary sobbed out between painful hollers

Bout where the real big money was made

How sheep stealing turned into sweet mega dollars


Big Bo and Mary have formed a new team

Very rarely now are flocks of sheep seen

They run their theft ring out of the Bahamas

Lying a-beach, these two sweet lookin Mommas


© 2020 Dave Brown

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Hahaha! Awesome. Charming. Nostalgic and snarky.
Good to have closure on those two little minxes.
I always knew they were up to no good.

Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

I hear you can 'work from home' out of the Bahamas
Could be these two started that trend
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I wanna know what you are on :) I mean does your mind go awol like that all by itself Dave or do you get help? I like that Bo Peep and Mary have sorted the business world out and are making a mint. Enough to buy loads of mint sauce. Delicious with lamb.


Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

An opportunity Chris
Do U have a slightly bent girlfriend?
The Bahama's await

8 Months Ago

I have thin, fat and friendly girlfriends, but none of them are bent :))
Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

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