A Chapter by Dave Brown



Once when I was a nasty wee lad

I ate all the babysitters I had

Some tasted good and some kina bad

But that inclination started a fad


I prowled the streets late every night

And devoured each babysitter in sight

None seemed to put up much of a fight

And I chomped them all down with great delight


When I broke my tooth on a hip bone

It resulted in a very huge groan

To my dentist then was I goin

To have it replaced with a lovely gemstone


As she did that, this very sweet dear

Her cell-phone rang, so very near

Her going baby-sitting, is what I did hear

So, I prepared to eat her, from ear to ear


But when she turned to me, I suddenly froze

Seeing dripping fangs and a fire breathing nose

I was left in a state of dead end comatose

After she’d eaten me, from head to toes





© 2020 Dave Brown

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Hahahaha! I hope you're enjoying getting digested now. Keep them off the menu next time and opt for chicken or lamb chops.

Posted 11 Months Ago

Dave Brown

11 Months Ago

too late for me but maybe you can pass that along

11 Months Ago

I'm vegetarian so I'm safe. :)
This was freaking adorable.

Posted 11 Months Ago

Dave Brown

11 Months Ago

Exactly what I thought as I was eating each one
They could have used a touch of chocolate
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Funny, Funny! You get away with consuming innocent babysitters? No wonder they are in short supply!

Posted 11 Months Ago

Dave Brown

11 Months Ago

But they were tasty
John Alexander McFadyen

11 Months Ago

Aye licked a few myself
John Alexander McFadyen

11 Months Ago

Meant liked!
Bit of a vampire side to you that I wasn't aware of.
But Karma always bites back. :)

Posted 11 Months Ago

Dave Brown

11 Months Ago

I'd best watch my butt AP
He considered
Ana Papaya

11 Months Ago

Would be wise. :)

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4 Reviews
Added on September 5, 2020
Last Updated on September 6, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

gabriola island, BC - British Columbia, Canada

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