Babysitters

yes

Once when I was a nasty wee lad

I ate all the babysitters I had

Some tasted good and some kina bad

But that inclination started a fad

 

I prowled the streets late every night

And devoured each babysitter in sight

None seemed to put up much of a fight

And I chomped them all down with great delight

 

When I broke my tooth on a hip bone

It resulted in a very huge groan

To my dentist then was I goin

To have it replaced with a lovely gemstone

 

As she did that, this very sweet dear

Her cell-phone rang, so very near

Her going baby-sitting, is what I did hear

So, I prepared to eat her, from ear to ear

 

But when she turned to me, I suddenly froze

Seeing dripping fangs and a fire breathing nose

I was left in a state of dead end comatose

After she’d eaten me, from head to toes

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[AJNJ]

Hahahaha! I hope you're enjoying getting digested now. Keep them off the menu next time and opt for chicken or lamb chops.

[Dave Brown]

too late for me but maybe you can pass that along

[AJNJ]

I'm vegetarian so I'm safe. :)

[Dripping Chocolate Madn..]

Omnomnomnomnom.
This was freaking adorable.

[Dave Brown]

Exactly what I thought as I was eating each one
They could have used a touch of chocolate
read moreExactly what I thought as I was eating each one
They could have used a touch of chocolate
Guess a guy can't have everything

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Funny, Funny! You get away with consuming innocent babysitters? No wonder they are in short supply!

[Dave Brown]

But they were tasty

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Aye licked a few myself

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Meant liked!

[Ana Papaya]

Bit of a vampire side to you that I wasn't aware of.
But Karma always bites back. :)

[Dave Brown]

I'd best watch my butt AP
He considered

[Ana Papaya]

Would be wise. :)