Auto Insurance

Auto Insurance

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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yes

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I was left a huge dent in my van

That really PO’d me off

Guy in a rush, parking lot crush

My brain did a mega blast-off

 

My shattered, sweet darling ride

Which I lavish with care

I collapsed by her side, until

Paramedics took me elsewhere

 

Tubes up my nose

Needles in my arms

Each time I moved

I set off ten alarms

 

Stuck with all these tubes in my head

How I miss my crumpled old van

But my auto insurance is way cheaper

Only driving a bedpan

 

 

 

 



© 2020 Dave Brown


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Awwww. Funny twist at the end there. :)
Poor car. I know how you love your 4 wheeled friends. (:

Posted 10 Months Ago


Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

a heartbroken happinin
Ana Papaya

10 Months Ago

But the money you'll save. :)
Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

( $$$$$$$$ )
Ha ha. How visual. Riding a bedpan is summat else. Funny man.

Chris

Posted 10 Months Ago


Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

very little traffic
Chris Shaw

10 Months Ago

Absolutely. Who wants to get near bedpans :))))

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