Auto Insurance

Auto Insurance

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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yes

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I was left a huge dent in my van

That really PO’d me off

Guy in a rush, parking lot crush

My brain did a mega blast-off

 

My shattered, sweet darling ride

Which I lavish with care

I collapsed by her side, until

Paramedics took me elsewhere

 

Tubes up my nose

Needles in my arms

Each time I moved

I set off ten alarms

 

Stuck with all these tubes in my head

How I miss my crumpled old van

But my auto insurance is way cheaper

Only driving a bedpan

 

 

 

 



© 2020 Dave Brown


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Awwww. Funny twist at the end there. :)
Poor car. I know how you love your 4 wheeled friends. (:

Posted 5 Months Ago


Dave Brown

5 Months Ago

a heartbroken happinin
Ana Papaya

5 Months Ago

But the money you'll save. :)
Dave Brown

5 Months Ago

( $$$$$$$$ )
Ha ha. How visual. Riding a bedpan is summat else. Funny man.

Chris

Posted 5 Months Ago


Dave Brown

5 Months Ago

very little traffic
Christine Anne Shaw

5 Months Ago

Absolutely. Who wants to get near bedpans :))))

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