Auto Insurance

Auto Insurance

A Chapter by Dave Brown



I was left a huge dent in my van

That really PO’d me off

Guy in a rush, parking lot crush

My brain did a mega blast-off


My shattered, sweet darling ride

Which I lavish with care

I collapsed by her side, until

Paramedics took me elsewhere


Tubes up my nose

Needles in my arms

Each time I moved

I set off ten alarms


Stuck with all these tubes in my head

How I miss my crumpled old van

But my auto insurance is way cheaper

Only driving a bedpan





© 2020 Dave Brown

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Awwww. Funny twist at the end there. :)
Poor car. I know how you love your 4 wheeled friends. (:

Posted 10 Months Ago

Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

a heartbroken happinin
Ana Papaya

10 Months Ago

But the money you'll save. :)
Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

( $$$$$$$$ )
Ha ha. How visual. Riding a bedpan is summat else. Funny man.


Posted 10 Months Ago

Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

very little traffic
Chris Shaw

10 Months Ago

Absolutely. Who wants to get near bedpans :))))

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Added on September 7, 2020
Last Updated on September 9, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


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