Five Frogs Farting

Five Frogs Farting

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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yes

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Five frogs farting

On a lily pad

A sixth one couldn’t

Tho’ it gave all it had

 

To sugar and spice

At the candy store

Where Six, ever generous

Shared some with Four

 

Back again at the lily pad

Where Four did reliably produce

But for no lack of trying

For Six, all was of no use

 

To the Apothecary for some advice

Where with Six’s cents, an idea was born

Now on the pad, after the others perform

Six adds his ‘toot’ with a store-bought air-horn

 

 

 

 



© 2020 Dave Brown


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Farting frogs now lol. Your imagination has no boundaries. I will look at the frogs in my garden Dave in a new light from now on :) Happy Friday.

Chris

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Dave Brown

2 Weeks Ago

Be careful not to stand downwind from the toads
Especially the really big ones
& happy.. read more
That's cheating! I can't believe you'd take a wimpy shortcut to end this poem. I guess you're just not on one of your astral trajectories . . . maybe it's all that smoke we're all inhaling daily, whether stoners or not! Imagine all the pot that's going up in flames . . . it's harvest time in the forests & millions of plants burning -- it's bound to give us all a contact high! Even tho I'm highly jealous that I didn't think of that title for a poem, I think you could've given us more of a graphic treatment with those farts. I would imagine all those gooshy insects would prompt some juicy ones. I might have to take this theme to a disgusting level, so I better just shut up now (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Dave Brown

2 Weeks Ago

I think UR inhaling something and it is not forest fire fumes
BG
Sugar, Candy, Spice and still no fart! What wimps these frogs! I swear a fart comes on if I so much as lick a wee piece of licorice!

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Dave Brown

2 Weeks Ago

Lick away
Cute kitty cats don't fart
they merely displace odor
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

2 Weeks Ago

Haha.
You can put it that way I guess *farts delicately*
Meow!
The idea did cost him though. But it was worthwhile. I wish I could record all that toot toot.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Dave Brown

2 Weeks Ago

from a distance
Genius!
Both #6, and the author.

I've got a weak spot for this one...
I knew someone who would blame invisible frogs for his flatulence.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Dave Brown

2 Weeks Ago

I hadn't thought of the word flatulence which would have improved some alliteration
Where wer.. read more
Dripping Chocolate Madness

2 Weeks Ago

Lololol a day late and a dollar short. That's where you'll find me.
Dave Brown

2 Weeks Ago

( : )
Ok. I enjoyed this a lot, but this line was flipping clever as heck:

"Where with Six’s cents, an idea was born"



Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Dave Brown

2 Weeks Ago

Ana, if UR ever out of work I'll hire U as my personal reviewer and build a custom dog house 4U know.. read more
Ana Papaya

2 Weeks Ago

Eddie would live like a king no doubt. :)

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