National Hero

National Hero

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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On a far distant planet

In a solar system beyond black holes

A small Thimswit, Timmy, had been born

With an extremely, humongously sized nose

 

The other Thimswit’s ridiculed him

He should have had monstrous toes

But somehow all his long toe hormones

Had gone into the thing he blows

 

They wouldn’t let him play Thimswit games

Or eat in the Thimswit lunchroom

All because of when he sneezed

His nose made a catastrophic BARROOM

 

One day the great Thimswit Emperor

Attempting an expedition to a far away planet

Had his XKk317 nuclear rocket malfunction

And his reaction, well he said damn it!

 

All the other Thimswit’s ran to wee Timmy

Remember the power his sneeze's blew

They carried him on their shoulders

To the space ship, that he jumped up into

 

Using his honker instead of rocket thrusters

He inhaled the inhale of all time

And with a humongous nose exhale kabuster

Upward did that space ship climb

 

He is now hailed a Thimswit national hero

And to show their admiration for ever

They’ve built a humongous mobile carport

To keep his nose from inclement weather

 

 



© 2020 Dave Brown


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Dave Brown
Rudolph from a distant universe

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those dimwitted thimswits dont nose a good thing when they have it right in front of

sorry I couldn't resist:)

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Dave Brown

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that deserves a high 5 Barroom
G'morn BB

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