National Hero

National Hero

A Chapter by Dave Brown



On a far distant planet

In a solar system beyond black holes

A small Thimswit, Timmy, had been born

With an extremely, humongously sized nose


The other Thimswit’s ridiculed him

He should have had monstrous toes

But somehow all his long toe hormones

Had gone into the thing he blows


They wouldn’t let him play Thimswit games

Or eat in the Thimswit lunchroom

All because of when he sneezed

His nose made a catastrophic BARROOM


One day the great Thimswit Emperor

Attempting an expedition to a far away planet

Had his XKk317 nuclear rocket malfunction

And his reaction, well he said damn it!


All the other Thimswit’s ran to wee Timmy

Remember the power his sneeze's blew

They carried him on their shoulders

To the space ship, that he jumped up into


Using his honker instead of rocket thrusters

He inhaled the inhale of all time

And with a humongous nose exhale kabuster

Upward did that space ship climb


He is now hailed a Thimswit national hero

And to show their admiration for ever

They’ve built a humongous mobile carport

To keep his nose from inclement weather



© 2020 Dave Brown

Author's Note

Dave Brown
Rudolph from a distant universe

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those dimwitted thimswits dont nose a good thing when they have it right in front of

sorry I couldn't resist:)

Posted 10 Months Ago

Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

that deserves a high 5 Barroom
G'morn BB

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Added on September 13, 2020
Last Updated on September 15, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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