![]() National HeroA Chapter by Dave Brown![]() yes![]() On
a far distant planet In
a solar system beyond black holes A
small Thimswit, Timmy, had been born With
an extremely, humongously sized nose The
other Thimswit’s ridiculed him He
should have had monstrous toes But
somehow all his long toe hormones Had
gone into the thing he blows They
wouldn’t let him play Thimswit games Or
eat in the Thimswit lunchroom All
because of when he sneezed His
nose made a catastrophic BARROOM One
day the great Thimswit Emperor Attempting
an expedition to a far away planet Had
his XKk317 nuclear rocket malfunction And
his reaction, well he said damn it! All
the other Thimswit’s ran to wee Timmy Remember
the power his sneeze's blew They
carried him on their shoulders To
the space ship, that he jumped up into Using
his honker instead of rocket thrusters He
inhaled the inhale of all time And
with a humongous nose exhale kabuster Upward
did that space ship climb He
is now hailed a Thimswit national hero And
to show their admiration for ever They’ve
built a humongous mobile carport To keep his nose from inclement weather © 2020 Dave BrownAuthor's Note
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