More Madness

More Madness

A Chapter by Dave Brown



In a bright mood

I put on my new tartan socks

And after talking with

Dripping Chocolate Madness

I went down to the docks

There to see if Capt, Newbeard

And the situation he faced

Could be as wierd as I feared

With Dripping Chocolate Madness

Telling me things were askew

Not only with The Capt’s name

But he couldn’t find a decent damn crew

With the swarthy lad Jamie McCrunch

Being the only decent sailor

Of the whole seamy bunch

The concern was

If they didn’t set sail soon

Dripping Chocolate Madness’s

Enriched chocolate cargo below

Would start melting

And then, where would it go

Additionally, Jaimie’s sweet tooth

Wasn’t only for

Gin and vermouth

It was for chocolate, of the dripping sort

With him hacking through the cargo roof

And not about to abort

The old ship tho' not of fault

Being a victim of countless bad weather

Under this vicious assault

Was no longer able to remain all together

And the Capt. with a name to yet glean

Completely lost his weakening grip

And was last seen

Going down with his ship

The chocolate was lost

The situation so bleak

I took off my tartan socks

And tho’ I feel such a freak

I haven’t worn those lovely new socks

For at least the last week



© 2020 Dave Brown

Author's Note

Dave Brown
Dripping Chocolate madness has put all this gibberish into my head with his funfilled Capt' Beard series and I couldn't help offering this as a token to his great imagination!
I only hope this won't lead to any legal ramifications

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Lol! What's he to be without his chocolate.
Just dripping madness now I suppose

Posted 10 Months Ago

Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

After the sinking, the chocolate congealed underwater and recovery efforts are underway to return th.. read more
Ana Papaya

10 Months Ago

:) lol! I love it
Oh man... Couldn't be prouder right now. Positively BEAMING. Though... you do realize:
Now I'm the hook for any further legal obligation on the Captain Huebeard poem.
What? I cant just outright STEAL coolbeard! That'd be... well... Piracy.
(insane laughter)

Posted 10 Months Ago

Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

Its one of the funnier things I've come across and I couldn't help myself
Capt' whoever beard.. read more
Dripping Chocolate Madness

10 Months Ago


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Added on September 14, 2020
Last Updated on September 15, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
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