More Madness

yes

In a bright mood

I put on my new tartan socks

And after talking with

Dripping Chocolate Madness

I went down to the docks

There to see if Capt, Newbeard

And the situation he faced

Could be as wierd as I feared

With Dripping Chocolate Madness

Telling me things were askew

Not only with The Capt’s name

But he couldn’t find a decent damn crew

With the swarthy lad Jamie McCrunch

Being the only decent sailor

Of the whole seamy bunch

The concern was

If they didn’t set sail soon

Dripping Chocolate Madness’s

Enriched chocolate cargo below

Would start melting

And then, where would it go

Additionally, Jaimie’s sweet tooth

Wasn’t only for

Gin and vermouth

It was for chocolate, of the dripping sort

With him hacking through the cargo roof

And not about to abort

The old ship tho' not of fault

Being a victim of countless bad weather

Under this vicious assault

Was no longer able to remain all together

And the Capt. with a name to yet glean

Completely lost his weakening grip

And was last seen

Going down with his ship

The chocolate was lost

The situation so bleak

I took off my tartan socks

And tho’ I feel such a freak

I haven’t worn those lovely new socks

For at least the last week

 

 

Author's Note

Dripping Chocolate madness has put all this gibberish into my head with his funfilled Capt' Beard series and I couldn't help offering this as a token to his great imagination!
I only hope this won't lead to any legal ramifications

Reviews

[Ana Papaya]

Lol! What's he to be without his chocolate.
Just dripping madness now I suppose
:)

[Dave Brown]

After the sinking, the chocolate congealed underwater and recovery efforts are underway to return the chocolate and restore Dripping's good name.
The little fairies are doing the work as they can survive underwater and they have also brought the old capt and crew back to life again
Jamie as been sent to prison and condemned to never eat a drop of chocolate again
The capt is still waiting on his name and the crew have since attended pirate crew, night school in the old abbey by the edge of the sea beside the pet store where we have our dog's teeth cleaned.
I would not recommend this place to you as the last visit cost us a steel chest of gold that we had buried neath the roots of a giant oak tree which will be restored to life by the fairies after they have saved the chocolate cargo and rebuilt the ancient sailing vessel
No chocolate was stolen during the entire undertaking
AP

[Ana Papaya]

:) lol! I love it

[Dripping Chocolate Madn..]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...
...OLOLOLOLOLOL
Oh man... Couldn't be prouder right now. Positively BEAMING. Though... you do realize:
Now I'm the hook for any further legal obligation on the Captain Huebeard poem.
What? I cant just outright STEAL coolbeard! That'd be... well... Piracy.
(insane laughter)

[Dave Brown]

Its one of the funnier things I've come across and I couldn't help myself
Capt' whoever beard
Too funny

[Dripping Chocolate Madness]

ANOTHER ONE STOLEN!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!