Persons Legislation

Persons Legislation

A Chapter by Dave Brown



My new boss is a female

Her boss is a female also

And with her new bosses boss being a female

I’m afraid that I'm next to go


With the addition of women as persons

Which was legislated Oct. 18 1929

The status of the dominant male

Has made a steady decline


The resultant change in the workplace

With lady person’s taking more and more jobs

Makes the employment situation for the white man

Increasingly down in the bogs with the frogs


I am now saving up for a sex change

Plus more of my dresses should fit extra tight

Because the redundant white male

Is now an endangered sight


But with covid and so much smoke in the air

No one’s remembered I’m not the sex of choice

And with me working from home now

I could be fine if I just get a feminine voice

© 2020 Dave Brown

Author's Note

Dave Brown
On Oct 18 1929, in Canada, legislation officially confirmed females as persons!!!

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So nice to be a person. :)
Also, women bosses are great. (:
So I'm told. They might be lying though.

Posted 10 Months Ago

Dave Brown

10 Months Ago

perhaps you could be somewhat biased in that regard
He considered
Ana Papaya

10 Months Ago

I am for sure biased :)
Getting a sex change from male to female is a breeze, Dave. It's just a matter of detachment.

Posted 10 Months Ago

Dave Brown

10 Months Ago


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2 Reviews
Added on September 15, 2020
Last Updated on September 17, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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