Pete's Place

For Halloween eats

You can’t beat the treats

Nightly served at ‘Vampire Pete’s

Body parts and beating hearts

Baked into bleeding tarts

Legs and knees and both thighs

Deep fried with sides of fries

Tons of wax, distilled from ears

Served when cooled, same as beers

Mushed-up brains mixed with snails

Blended for designer ales         

Twenty toes and one runny nose

Rolled flat out for pizza doughs

Finger nails and toes from feet

Into bags for a snacking sweet

Body parts from a Riviera host   

Fried in pans to make French toast

Ears and eyes and other dregs

Cooked in pans like scrambled eggs

And specially prepared with a boast

A table set with fresh rump roast

And one specialty served each year

A boxer’s freshly cauliflowered ear

So, come on down to Vampire Pete’s

And enjoy some real Halloween treats

 

 

 

Reviews

[Ladysue]

this made me laugh and cringe simultaneously.. A fun read. Written with an ease of flow and creative images..

[Dave Brown]

glad you enjoyed (?) and thanks for the visit

[Christine Anne Shaw]

Oh what yummy treats at vampire Pete's :) I hope won't you mind if I don't sample them? I'll just watch the others gorge themselves :)


Chris

[Dave Brown]

John doesn't seem any more enthused
Perhaps Pete should consider a slight menu change
Enjoy your day

[Christine Anne Shaw]

Yes, some nice pumpkin soup wouldn't go amiss. Or ghouls in the graveyard. That is toad in the hole to you., served with thick gravy. Yummy.

[Dave Brown]

( lol )

[John the Baptist]

Good rhyming, Dave, but I'm really glad I read it after I ate.

[Dave Brown]

Yes, I lost a few pounds over this one