Pete's Place

Pete's Place

A Chapter by Dave Brown



For Halloween eats

You can’t beat the treats

Nightly served at ‘Vampire Pete’s

Body parts and beating hearts

Baked into bleeding tarts

Legs and knees and both thighs

Deep fried with sides of fries

Tons of wax, distilled from ears

Served when cooled, same as beers

Mushed-up brains mixed with snails

Blended for designer ales         

Twenty toes and one runny nose

Rolled flat out for pizza doughs

Finger nails and toes from feet

Into bags for a snacking sweet

Body parts from a Riviera host   

Fried in pans to make French toast

Ears and eyes and other dregs

Cooked in pans like scrambled eggs

And specially prepared with a boast

A table set with fresh rump roast

And one specialty served each year

A boxer’s freshly cauliflowered ear

So, come on down to Vampire Pete’s

And enjoy some real Halloween treats




© 2020 Dave Brown

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this made me laugh and cringe simultaneously.. A fun read. Written with an ease of flow and creative images..

Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

glad you enjoyed (?) and thanks for the visit
Oh what yummy treats at vampire Pete's :) I hope won't you mind if I don't sample them? I'll just watch the others gorge themselves :)


Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

John doesn't seem any more enthused
Perhaps Pete should consider a slight menu change
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8 Months Ago

Yes, some nice pumpkin soup wouldn't go amiss. Or ghouls in the graveyard. That is toad in the hole .. read more
Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

( lol )
Good rhyming, Dave, but I'm really glad I read it after I ate.

Posted 8 Months Ago

Dave Brown

8 Months Ago

Yes, I lost a few pounds over this one

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Added on October 9, 2020
Last Updated on October 11, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


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