Got Snot

Got Snot

A Chapter by Dave Brown



With the last cold I’d got, I got snot

It came running down from that spot

It is a thing that I wish I had not

But although fought, its what I got


A cold germ caused my honker to squirm

Into a hanky, blew this unwanted cold germ

With me determined to blow extra firm

For the extent of the cold’s complete term


I had to watch my schnauze didn’t bust

With social distancing becoming a must

And though bout it, I constantly cussed

I got over it, thankfully, but by just

© 2020 Dave Brown

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I'm gathering you're one of these maniacal hanky types who blows & blows until he blows the house down, making sure every last booger is blown to smithereens. This poem addresses OCD, pure & simple, marked by your obsessive/compulsive tendency to pump out a steady stream of riotous life lessons that pretend to be poetry. I wonder if this affliction could be the leftover high from inhaling so much California pot smoke for some months there? ((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 9 Months Ago

Dave Brown

9 Months Ago

Appreciate your kind comments, even more when I get back up off the floor!!!
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Lol, I never ever read a poem like this, like the topic but the fact that you make it funny and made it a fun read (which isn't the same thing) is amazing. I enjoyed this read. Tyfs

Posted 9 Months Ago

Dave Brown

9 Months Ago

Ha, thanks go to a tissue dispensing company that had used 'that' word
My weird sense of humo.. read more
I have to say Dave I am responding, fully masked and from an ocean's distance. Don't wanna catch that cold of yours. You need a hot toddy to get rid of that. What an unsavoury word is snot :))) Get better real soon.


Posted 9 Months Ago

Dave Brown

9 Months Ago

I don't mean to impose and please do not respond if it is in any way an issue but if you happen to b.. read more
Chris Shaw

9 Months Ago

I'll have a go for ya :))
Dave Brown

9 Months Ago

( fab )

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Added on October 15, 2020
Last Updated on October 21, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
Dave Brown

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