Gorgeous Maiden

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There once lived a gorgeous maiden

Who’s great beauty

Had been badly fadin

And tho’ her fabulous appearance

Was once high in male grade’n

Her now wrinkled features

Needed some serious band-aidin

 

This formerly lovely was having much trouble

As her appearance was bursting its bubble      

When she realized she was growing chin stubble      

Her long term outlook did a quick double

 

Twas the Devil she went to

For desperate aid

But for his assistance

He required to be paid

She to agree to 

Become his bridesmaid

When her faulty feminine features

Were attractively remade

 

Tho’ the rebuild results seemed quite copasetic     

Her romantic inclines became sexcessively kinetic

With the sexhausted Devil injecting an antisexseptic

Which turned her into a frog