Stomach Pain

Stomach Pain

A Chapter by Dave Brown
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Lately, Donald suffered stomach pain

Not wanting it to repeat again

Uncooked meat wuz causin his problem

No more corpses would he be gobblin

 

Tho’ other vampires might now care

Fruit and vegies now his daily fare

Carrots, taters, iced donuts and jelly

All now eaten to sooth his sore belly   

 

Slowly, his fangs became much more dull

And subtle changes to his ugly skull

His dank skin took on a healthy glow

In his mind, nice thoughts began to flow

 

No more did he hunt succulents at night

Making sure to not cause young ladies, fright

Removing his black cape which he thought a sight

Now sympathetic to any victim’s plight

 

But eventually, vegies didn’t have the kick

Same way gobbling gross gore, had made him tick

He began scoffing chunks of fresh meat

And found again, human juice was sweet

 

His skull again uglier, fangs real sharp

About victim’s rights, don’t waste a harp

Although vegetables were no longer his chew

To those iced donuts, he’d remain true

 

A better behaving belly lets him relish raw bods

Other vampires now extend friendly nods

Laddies and ladies are back in his sight

And he’s lookin forward to Halloween night

 

 

 

 

 

 



© 2020 Dave Brown


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