A Chapter by Dave Brown



“Wait! Wait! Wait!!”

“That dog is doing something nasty in the tomb!”

“Who let that damn dog on the set?”

“Oh, no! The scene is ruined.”

“You mean we have to re-shoot the whole thing?”


“What about all the damn blood and gore we had to crawl through?”

“Fraid it can’t be helped.”

“Well, my union rep will have something to say about that!!”


Vampire stomps off set.

Dogs lifts leg on camera.

© 2020 Dave Brown

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Why does everything I read have political overtones, a mere week prior to an election that could change everything here? Pre-election interviews seem to be prickly like this. Instead of informing We the People, most campaign BS is about pissing on the camera. All that blood & guts expended refers to our almost-230K death toll, I presume. You paint a sobering portrait of our politics, even if you had no intention of doing so! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

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