Graveyard Shift

Graveyard Shift

A Chapter by Dave Brown



Horrible Hilda and Freakish Fran


Went night prowlin for an edible man


Colored either black, white or a tan


They didn’t really give a good damn



At the steel mill, on graveyard shift


So many yummy bodies through which to sift


There, no doubt they’d find a taste treat gift


Then do a whole human body, type of shoplift



With each grabbing a body, whole or part


On twin brooms, then they’d quickly depart


Till back in their lair, feeling too smart


They’d chop all in bits, to eat a la carte



After another stressful, all work, no play day


Into concrete coffins, afterwards they’d lay


To scheme about the next night’s tasty prey


But this time, planned to serve it in a buffet





© 2020 Dave Brown

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Kina nice they are inclined to put a bit of thought into meal prep

Posted 9 Months Ago

Most enjoyable! Loved every moment!

Posted 9 Months Ago

Humans taste so yummy here. Perhaps, I'll request them to include me in the upcoming buffet! I love buffets!

Posted 9 Months Ago

Dave Brown

9 Months Ago

Bring along an extra body and I am sure you will be very welcome

9 Months Ago

ha, I'm sure Hilda and Fran could have some nice dinner conversation with Ed Gein. Nice one. :)

Posted 9 Months Ago

Dave Brown

9 Months Ago

Hi Relic
that led me into a google search
he certainly wasn't a very nice fellow, but .. read more

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Added on October 27, 2020
Last Updated on October 28, 2020

Mostly light Hearted


Dave Brown
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